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Positions

‘Positions’ is a Studio Album by the musician & artist, Ariana Grande.
This album was her last (but not least) in her discography, her 6th album.
1: ‘Have you heard Ariana’s new album, ‘Positions’?’
2: ‘Yes, I have! It’s so good! My favorite track is ‘west side’.’
by MrPatch December 22, 2023
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birthday position

For his birthday, he gets to choose how they will make love. The position is therefore called birthday position.
My husband can ask me all year round if we do it this way, but I always answer: it's not your birthday. This is your birthday position!
My wife has also invented an Urban Dictionary word. It's both appealing and bitter: the birthday position.
by ThePhysopher May 4, 2025
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Moazamian Position

noun; a sexual position where a female sits on a person's back and performs a back massage. Whilst this occurs, she stimulates herself used the clenched gluteal muscles of the person she is on top of. The person can be male or female.
Guy 1:I saw Ryan getting a back massage from Alyvia when she started moaning. I think they were in a Moazamian Position

Guy 2:Do you think Ryan's fuckbuddy will care?
by PlutoNeptun September 16, 2010
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ass-position

The act of a girl lying on her side or back, giving the male prime access to their ass.
"Carla, turn on your side so I have perfect ass-position while we watch TV ."
by TKDKylea August 26, 2016
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Ohio Bat & Cat Position

The sexual act of rescuing a hoe (paying her extra cash) and then holding both her ankles and dangling her upside down like a bat and forcing her to suck your dick until you spunk into her mouth, while she braids strands of your body hair into a tail to yank on.

Matt: "Hey Johhny, I paid this hoe off the street double so that she'd give me the Ohio Bat & Cat Position"
Johnny: "damn that lucky girl"
Matt: "only Ohio hoes know this technique!"
Matt: "Hey Johhny, I paid this hoe off the street double so that she'd give me the Ohio Bat & Cat Position"
Johnny: "damn that lucky girl"
Matt: "only Ohio hoes know this technique!"
by i megum 6 June 20, 2024
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positive ableism

It is basically saying something ableist but masking it with an overall positive tone to avoid getting called out for ableism
Example: “You are not autistic, you are artistic 🤎”
Example: “My family can say a lot of stuff labeled as positive ableism”
by SISTER/NATION January 27, 2024
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Cock Blocking Position

The position a cock blocker assumes before he/she is about to block some cock.
A guy and a girl sit down next to each other body language facing one another. The cock blocker then pulls up a chair and sits between them.

Person 1: why’s that guy interrupting a two person conversation?

Person 2: oh you mean Jason? He’s about to assume the cock blocking position.
by Unblockmycock September 14, 2020
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