plabbish

To be interupted while masterbating and to later resume ejaculation with in a five minute time span

Mike claims to have been plabbished many times but it didn't seem to bother him because he would just finish where he left off.

by The Red Head July 1, 2005

plastomatic

When women automatically get plastic surgery at the first signs of ageing. This usually is a result of pressure to always look young in the filmmaking business.

I would never want to be an actress in Hollywood today, the movie business is so brutal on actresses over 30 that they all have become plastomatic.

by Carlye Samatas January 19, 2009

plapkin

Is an eating utensil that is usually thin, round, and pliable. Composed of two layers: pliable non-absorbant material on the top (plate), and pliable absorbant material on the bottom (napkin).

Ian: Hey, all I have is a plate...
Kyle: I only have a napkin!
Justin: If you each had a plapkin you would both have a plate AND a napkin in ONE!!
Mark: Good call, Justin!
Sam: Thanks, Mark!
Trevor: I need a bowlkin for my soup now...

by sanfordjwinston April 3, 2008

plantdoor

The combination of a common household door and an almighty ficus who watches over and guides the skeeps on their quest for eternal glory.

Oh nice, it's Plantdoor he's a total skeep.

by don scoop June 29, 2008

Plagiarphrase

The act of copying and pasting material into reports/essays etc., and modifying sentence structure, punctuation and synonym usage to prevent it from showing up in a search engine if your teacher checks your work.

Original: Dwayne Michael Carter, Jr. (born September 27, 1982), better known by his stage name Lil Wayne, is an American rapper.

Plagiarphrased: Lil Wayne, the better known stage name of American rapper Dwayne Michael Carter, Jr., was born September 27, 1982.

by FCMF April 6, 2010

Platinum Fap

Masturbatory perfection. A masturbating experience in which everything goes perfectly, and is even heightened by an unexpected occurrence, happy accident, or just a really good day.

See also Fap.

1) "Man, the house was totally empty today, so I put some porn in the DVD player, cranked the speakers way up, and had myself a Platinum Fap."

by Scrapbook Revolution August 1, 2010

platonic groping

To casually touch or caress a friend whom you have no romantic interest in.

Yeah, like me and Skye are totally just friends, but that's not to say there hasn't been some platonic groping sometimes when we're drunk.

by annexxxx March 28, 2011