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Slippery Penguin

When a man's "Penguin" accidentally slips out of the vagina and into the asshole mid thrust, without skipping a beat due to it being extremely slippery.
I'm sorry baby... i didn't mean for a slippery penguin to happen. Good for you though, champ.
by ppppppPinguPingu February 17, 2017
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Frankenstein Penis

A circumcised penis with a scar on the shaft and a gutted frenulum.
Look at the poor guy tug on his mutilated Frankenstein Penis. Glad I’m uncircumcised I hear they don’t get as much pleasure.
by Where is my foreskin May 25, 2020
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club penguin

A game taken away from us too soon..... RIP...
by CoolPizzle April 2, 2017
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pent up sexual energy

When you haven't had sex in an incredibly long time or are a virgin that desperately wants to bone and your sexual desire is so fuckin high that you feel like your dick/pussy is gonna explode
Damn man I haven't had sex since 2009, I've got so much pent up sexual energy
by OPP555 May 28, 2017
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Brown Penguin

The act of a stripper taking a dump on the stage or runway.
DJ: And now bring your attention to beautiful Lexus who will be performing the infamous Brown Penguin...
Guy #1: Oh my god, that stripper just squatted out a deuce the size of a Pringles can on the stage!
Guy #2: Yup, she just pulled the old Brown Penguin... Seeing that was definitely worth a dollar...
by Lickolottapuss July 23, 2014
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Pentaholic

Someone who will support Pentatonix (PTX) in anything they do. They will stick with the band through thick and thin. They are die-hard fans.
PTX Fan- Pentatonix is soooo awesome! Did you know that they are an instrument free band?
Pentaholic- I know that Pentatonix won the Sing-Off season 3. There are five members, 4 guys and 1 girl. Kirstin (Kirstie) Maldonado, Scott Hoying, Mitchell (Mitch Grassi, Kevin (KO) Olusola, and Avriel (Avi) Kaplan. And a million other things that you wouldn't understand yet.
PTX Fan- .... What do they even call their fans? PTX Fans?
Pentaholic- -__- .... You know nothing.
by #TeamMeat February 22, 2014
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Guacamole nigga penis

A type of penis found by Albert Einstein.

Very rare. If you have a guacamole nigga penis, your penis is 17”.
by __-Ali-__ February 27, 2019
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