Optimism

Bringing condoms to a family funeral

Person 1: Shit, have you got a condom?
Person 2: We’re going to our Aunt’s funeral?!
Person 1: Yeah, but you know, what if?
Person 2: Fair enough bra. That’s optimism

by Mebemax September 7, 2023

Optimus

Beyond loyal, love, and intelligent .
The best companion of dreams... Optimus is simply a gift from above ....IF...he chooses you first. You can't choose him.

Optimus is my Savior, he saved me ...chose me and I can't imagine life with out him

by @Harley13 September 10, 2023

Optimize

Fully caffeinated

I’ve had my morning coffee, now I’m optimized!

by uw buddy November 27, 2023

Optimus Primal

Mmmmm. Monke :D

Optimus Primal, Maximize!

by MCbossboy21 December 8, 2023

OptiPrimus

OptiPrimus is the character equivalent to Optimus Prime in the Transformers YTP known as “OptiPrimus searches for the Rubik’s Cube”, in which he is the basic polar opposite of Optimus. Whereas Optimus Prime is wise, kind and forgiving, but also good in battle, OptiPrimus is forgetful, short-tempered and absolutely terrible in battle, being thrown back several dozen meters from the recoil of his pistol. And where Optimus cares for humans more than the restoration of his own planet, OptiPrimus was immediately willing to sacrifice Sam to destroy the Rubik’s Cube, “Sam, if I cannot eat Megatron, I must push the cube into your chest. I will sacrifice you to destroy the Cube.” OptiPrimus also stumbles on his words and makes many mistakes, mistaking Jazz for Ironhide, Ironhide for Bumblebee and Ratchet as Sam’s guardian. He also mistakes the origin of the Transformers, as before telling them he is from Cybertron he tells them that he is from the game Tron, and then from Star Wars. He also informed Autobots across the galaxy to invade earth, as in the beginning we are informed that after Megatron consumed all the sandwiches, he destroyed Cybertron’s eBay, and Earth had eBay.

OptiPrimus: “Whoops, sorry my bad.”

by Controller Of Cringe February 12, 2024

Optifyme

Sharper Sight, Brighter Mind
Optic purify + rectify = the main function of the product is to purify and rectify our optic related issues and bring us better vision and clear mind.
Optifyme also is an action verb, represent this product is exist and showing actions to purify and protect me from optic illness.

Optifyme is very good for the eyes and brain

by Farmedy February 21, 2024

Optical rectumitis

A shitty outlook on life

Willard has been slapped down so many times he has optical rectumitis

by Big huff February 24, 2024