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OptiPrimus 

OptiPrimus is the character equivalent to Optimus Prime in the Transformers YTP known as “OptiPrimus searches for the Rubik’s Cube”, in which he is the basic polar opposite of Optimus. Whereas Optimus Prime is wise, kind and forgiving, but also good in battle, OptiPrimus is forgetful, short-tempered and absolutely terrible in battle, being thrown back several dozen meters from the recoil of his pistol. And where Optimus cares for humans more than the restoration of his own planet, OptiPrimus was immediately willing to sacrifice Sam to destroy the Rubik’s Cube, “Sam, if I cannot eat Megatron, I must push the cube into your chest. I will sacrifice you to destroy the Cube.” OptiPrimus also stumbles on his words and makes many mistakes, mistaking Jazz for Ironhide, Ironhide for Bumblebee and Ratchet as Sam’s guardian. He also mistakes the origin of the Transformers, as before telling them he is from Cybertron he tells them that he is from the game Tron, and then from Star Wars. He also informed Autobots across the galaxy to invade earth, as in the beginning we are informed that after Megatron consumed all the sandwiches, he destroyed Cybertron’s eBay, and Earth had eBay.
OptiPrimus: “Whoops, sorry my bad.”
OptiPrimus by Controller Of Cringe February 12, 2024
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Foot prisons 

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.
The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!
Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022
Word of the Day on July 10, 2026
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cornholio 

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).
cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003
Word of the Day on July 9, 2026

mickey mousing

In a movie, when the music is syncronized perfectly with the action, just like a mickey mouse cartoon.
Mickey mousing is used in the shower scene of Psycho
Word of the Day on July 8, 2026

Haram ball

A terrible style of football which is used to win games. Usually used when a team faces a better opponent and will get 11 players behind the ball.
Diego Simeone has mastered the art of haram ball. Atletico Madrid are the worst side to watch
Haram ball by Kuffarboy April 6, 2022
Word of the Day on July 7, 2026
excessive nice speech, the opposite of ragebaiting
adrian: i hope you have a nice day and never get sad!
enrique: joybait ❤️ 🩹🌹
Word of the Day on July 6, 2026

fudanshi 

Boys who enjoy yaoi (a genre in Japan that contains sexual and/or romantic relations between two men); literally translates to "rotten boy"; corresponding female : fujoshi
Alex blatantly displayed his fudanshi side to his friends.
fudanshi by Yuri Katsuki January 13, 2017
Word of the Day on July 5, 2026