fap n' freeze

When it's -20 degrees fahrenheit and you have a fap attack (a sudden urge to masturbate) and you ejaculate while it instantly freezes as soon as it comes out of your penis

Cameron had to get stitches because he had to fap n' freeze.

by DigitalDebonair December 15, 2016

Fap-jack

What was once a physical image but now is a mental image due to respect

He got in trouble for using his fap-jack.

by Naschick April 22, 2018

turbo fap

a money making scheme

did you see the turbo fap on my screen?

by pandabear88888 January 13, 2010

Anti-fap Activist

1.A woman who can't handle the fact that men beat their meat.
2.A man who doesn't have the balls to admit he faps.
insert 1/2 here and makes it known.

Yo dawg, that slut over there is an anti-fap activist, waving her "No fap!" and "Beat MY meat!" signs.

by NinjaFapist December 28, 2014

super fap zone

A zone in which you masturbate intensely

I want to go to the super fap zone tonight.

by Shadow A4 July 12, 2014

Must Fap March

The month after No-Fap February where you can fap for ever... or at least until ass-lick april

I will participate in Must Fap March

by FATBOIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII December 2, 2018

National Fap Day

May 28th is National Fap Day. It's like an annual casual dress day for sex and masturbation. It's for fun. Go all out and make a day of it. Tell your friends you can't hang out (unless you're into that group stuff). They should be celebrating anyway so there should be no problem or question as to why plans should not be made. Call in sick, chances are your boss is doing it at work and wants the privacy.

Earl "Yo, Richard said the party's moved to Friday. Cuz it's National Fap Day."

Andrew "Last year got awkward when that black dude made eye contact w me."

"Sex tonight, hun?" "You know it's National Fap Day, babe. Let's just fap together after dinner."

"Bill's been in the shower since 7 celebrating National Fap Day"

"I haven't seen Parker all day." "Probably celebrating National Fap Day."

"You got any plans for Friday?" "Yeah man, National Fap Day, going all out. Might even pull a Carradine"

Most Interesting Man in the World, "I don't always Fap, but when I do, I do it on National Fap Day"

by The Fapadelics December 28, 2012