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breakfast fap-jack 

The act of rubbing one out as soon as you wake up in the morning.
I woke up with morning wood so i had a breakfast fap-jack to get rid of it.
breakfast fap-jack by Crashy873 October 4, 2016

Jackson fap jack 

.The THICCEST person you’ll ever see 👀...

.He has the STRAIGHTEST teeth 🐰
. He’s the nicest person you’ll ever meet!!!!

Hdjsjsjshdhdhdh ( HES ACTUALLY A FUCKING BITCH)
“ Do you know that guy Jackson fap jack?”
Yeah I heard he was really thiccccccccc 👀

fap jacket 

Any form of receptacle (typically an orphaned gym sock) that is used during masturbation to capture one's ejaculation.
This picture is really fappable. Now, where did I put my fap jacket?
fap jacket by white_castle March 21, 2011
A card game based on the card game "Blackjack" where players fap instead of wagering cash.

Rules:
1. Dealer begins a hand by dealing 2 cards to each player, including themselves. All cards are visible to all players, except the dealer's first card. (Dealer does know value of their first card.)
3. Players choose to "Hit" (dealt another card) or "Stand" (hold with cards they have.)
4. Hands adding up to more than 21 "bust", and loose that round. (A = 1 or 11, J, Q & K = 10, all other are their given value.)
5. Dealers must "hit" if their hand is below 17, or "stand" if equal or above.
6. If dealer gets "blackjack" (is dealt 21 on initial deal of a hand) or has highest hand, all players lose that hand.
7. Player with the highest hand, after all other have busted or chosen to stand, wins the round. (Multiple players can win round with a tie.)
8. Dealer chooses penalty (duration & intensity of faps) when players lose a hand.
9. Players that cum are out of the game.
10. Players that get "blackjack" (21 on first deal of a hand) earn a "rest" point they can later redeem to op-out of a given penalty.
11. If dealer busts, dealer removes an article of clothing and/or does something incrementally more sexually arousing for remaining players than dealer's last bust.
12. Last player that didn't cum, wins. (Alt.: Players that survive preset number of rounds win.)
13. Dealer will "finish" winner off (make player cum) in the way advertised to players before start of game.
Would you like to play a game of FapJack?
FapJack by fapnipper May 22, 2020
A small round & flat pool of cum left over after a dude beats off.
"Dude, is that a dried fapjack on your sheets?"
Fapjack by Scrappy SamCat March 10, 2009

fapjacket 

A over sized jacket worn to conceal the crotch area used to cover up public masterbation
Dude I was bored in school today so I just jerked off in class cause I wore my fapjacket.
fapjacket by fistpirate12 December 18, 2011