pencil museum

1) A museum in the Lake District (England) which fathers love to reference to their children when asked in the car "where are we going?"

2) Fuck your dirty mind, this is not a sexual reference

Child: "where are we going?"
Father: "to the pencil museum!"
Child: "that sounds boring!"
Father: "ikr"

by iamatriangle April 27, 2017

puss mush

Puss mush is the warm goo that coats the balls after u rail a random scuntbird and get infested with Zerpies

I got puss mush, after I railed hot Carl and my balls were soaked With goo eww!

by ZerbNations January 19, 2018

rap mush

The "lyrics" in inappropriate rap songs, which are mostly just random bad words strung together to form a "story".

Person A: Why is Person C listening to all of those swearing rap songs?
Person B: I'm guessing he actually likes that rap mush.

by ChameleonDragon February 20, 2018

Top mush of Doncaster

Jack

Jack is the top mush of Doncaster

by The top mush April 8, 2019

Iron museum

The proper name for a gym. A palace of gains.

Roberto and Fabio hit up the iron museum every day so they can get yuge.

by daltonjfk August 30, 2019

The Museum

Galactic Gaming 2.0

The Museum is DED

by GMOD Ded Servers September 7, 2019

mus musculus

An absolute gangsta, a mus musculus is a cool guy

Mus musculus Zany Penis Butthole

by Jsixima October 1, 2020