ZERPIES

The disease you contract whilst muff diving a twat waffle.

Bruh, I contracted zerpies from that twat waffle Janice at Carl's party...shit burns.

by zeroblake December 22, 2017

zerpies

Derpies given to you by the zombie hoes on Dead Rising by attempting to give you a nasty blowjob in a failed attempt to kill you.

Dat zombie hoe's trying to give you zerpies! Shake her off and smack that bitch!

by brookensteen August 15, 2010

zerpie

it a zit that appears around the mouth. Look like a herpie, but is in fact, a zit. The word zit combined with her pie is.....you guess it..... ZERPIE.

Delany: Ah man, I have a zit by my lip!
Ashley: Dang! that sucks!
Inga:....Thats not a zit, its a zerpie.

Delany: Yes, you are correct. I have a zerpie.

by Selacious Williams April 01, 2014

Zerpy-terp

An undefinable insult. Usually found in general namecalling.

Don't be such a zerpy-terp.

by Raistlin February 08, 2004

Zerpi

An exclamatory phrase for surprise.

Mark: ZERPI!

Jack: You scared the shit out of me!

by Zerpi Gang Leader March 01, 2019