Moan mates

(1) Two guys who cannot be distinguished from each other in bed.

(2) Roommates whose sex habbits are synced, so they can hear each other and get even more horny.

(1) I´m not in the mood today, but you can call my Moan mate.

(2) Last night, while fucking, I could hear Noah from the other room, so I came even harder. Apparently we`re moan mates.

by Speeter_Quentus December 15, 2023

Mate-mates

A form of sexual intercourse that is more meaningful, often resulting in efforts towards building a family/breeding purposes. The term was invented by Phoebe Fraser, a S/A Survivor who uses the term to differentiate between consensual meaningful sex and just normal, blatant casuals. Often a synonym for "making love"

"I heard you had sex with Cian last night-"

"Oh, you mean mate-mates? He means the world to me, so I wouldn't just label it a normal, dirty term-"

by smolsuko November 22, 2023

Sparx maths

Something that makes you want to shoot yourself in the balls 17 times and gives clinical depression. This site was created by Hitler and the devil brainstorming worse ways for torture and suffering all I have received from this site is a death wish and pain. Fuck sparx.

Daniel: "oh no I've got Sparx maths due tomorrow"
Brydin: "alright, I'll load the gun"

by Oy Vey 947 December 4, 2023

Prime Mates

Prime numbers that produce another prime number when they intimately come together—for example, when primes 2 and 3 have fun together, they produce the prime 23.

Among the first 23 primes, guesstimate what percents of them are potential prime mates.

by Numerati August 12, 2024

standard maths

for bots that are bad at maths and do kindergarten equations 1 + 1 = 2. when you go into the vegetable aisle, you usually can find standard maths students

"why is your dick 14 kilometres? do you do standard maths?"

"yeah i do"

by ilikecool6930 June 16, 2024

Emme maths bad

Bad bad, when something is so bad it couldn't be any worse.

Example, accidentally getting your foot caught in a lawnmower while wearing sandles.

Bit of background Emme is that really bad rapper that went viral when she tried running up on someone and then clipped her self.

The other day I was sat outside my house and someone fell off their pushbike, when they looked up I noticed they had smashed out 5 teeth and ripped an ear off and I said to my self damn that's Emme maths bad

by The coolest guy ever 3456 May 1, 2025

Robson Maths

Miscounting the amount of golf shots you took

Using Robson maths Doug only hit 5 golf shots when really he hit 7 and lost 2 balls

by anonymous May 28, 2025