Jaidan M1les

The hottest, biggest, manliest, nicest and purest person in the world. you will never meet someone as nice and hot as a Jaidan, if your ever lucky enough to find a Jaidan you are blesses by god himself and be extremely grateful for your find

Jasmine: sex with Jaidan M1les?

Danial: OMG YESSSSSS!!!!!!1!!1!!!!1

by Jaidan M1les December 1, 2019

Jersey Mikes Friday

The most glorious day of the week. Only the greatest of all come together, hold hands, and pray to the jersey mikes gods. They then shake hands and say "happy jersey mikes friday men" and continue along their path. It is said that if you partake in this event you become of a higher status, very close to a godly figure.

Happy Jersey Mikes Friday to you all.

Can you believe it's Jersey Mikes Friday? I definitley can't!
Thank you to all of you for joining me on this holy day of Jersey Mikes Friday.

by tungachunga January 19, 2020

To make an 8 Mile

To criticize yourself or to put in evidence something really obvious about yourself, in a way that will prevent others from doing so.

Eminem : I'm white yo
Black guy : Oh fuck, I can't say it in my battle lyrics anymore yo

Nerd: Ye I'm skinny, got no swag, red-haired and stinky, so what?
Hot chick: Oh this nerd knows how to make an 8 Mile, I so want to date him now

by MaxAndJulie January 25, 2010

"500 mile rule"

When ever you are 500 miles or more from your home and traveling alone without your other half (boyfriend/girlfriend or husband/wife) your actions are your own and you can not be held accountable for them.

Mostly in a sexual way.. murder someone and your sorry ass is still going to jail!!

I was at a conference in Vegas and totally hooked up with a hottie... You mean you cheated??? Nope I was covered under the "500 Mile Rule".. I'm all good.

by Knuckle Children January 1, 2008

go the extra mile

When someone goes above and beyond what is necessary.

"I was willing to go the extra mile for her until she fucked up"

by I put the xc im sexy May 1, 2016

mikesturbate

When you masturbate to a Michael Jackson Video, Song, Movie, or to thinking about Michael Jackson Sexually

I'm going to Mikesturbate to the in the closet music video.

by Lastchancebitch September 13, 2015

Mices

Mices is several groups of mice

"There are mices in Germany, Russia and India

by ChanniiRob🤘🏻 August 15, 2016