Ketamine-Kated

Off your nut on Ketamine!

I Feel Ketamine-Kated

by James Leno May 6, 2006

Kate Miller

A beautiful girl that stoles your heart, but lets you take hers. She is known as the party girl, but once you get to know her personally, she is so much more. She knows how to make her boyfriend smile when he's down, and how to make his night unforgettable. Once you have a Kate Miller you'll never let one go. Forever and always.

Kate Miller: There is only one

by Youknowwhobabe123 March 27, 2014

Kate

Kate means pure and is the perfect name for a pure little girl sweet as can be.

Kate, you are my pride and joy!

by CookieSafira April 23, 2017

Kate Middleton

A woman whose only asset in a relationship is producing children and smiling.

He married a Kate Middleton, who at least gave him kids even if she brings nothing else to the table. I hope he got a prenup!

by FroggerCottage March 5, 2022

Mari-Kate

one who loves hard-core make out sessions with small Asian men. likes to lick ones balls while having cum spurted at her face. always up for a good time, but most always is part of the bad times. bushy eyebrowed, narrow minded, snout faced homosexual. not one to talk to in public. ralated to a species of jack ass, usually mates with them in the spring.

Hey were you talking to a mari-kate yesterday at the mall?

What?!?! Of course not. eww.

by Bossin November 2, 2008

Kate Beckinsale

A hot English (I think) actress who for some reason chooses to be in shitty movies who married a fine ass director. All I know is that she was in Van Helsing , underworld 1 & 2(oddly enough she was not in 3, however). The only so so movie I saw of hers was when she had a supporting role in the aviator and I heard she was in the last days of disco, which I haven't seen yet. She also got punk'd and seems cool I guess.

Kate Beckinsale is the the polar opposite of Kate Winslet, who chooses her roles based on substance, not on $.
Theres a reason one has Oscars, and the other doesnt... JS

by Sheknowsthistoo September 12, 2009

Kate

The most wonderful, funniest, prettiest, amazing girl ever. Kate is beautiful on the inside and outside and always will stick by you. She is very talented and loves being active. She is a unicorn. you can always find her talking or laughing. She likes guys named Cooper. Any guy would be grateful to date Kate.

Kate: Woo! Lets go ride unicorns!
Andrea: Okay!
*Flies off to another dimension*

Kate + Cooper

by Katesbestfriend September 15, 2011