Ass-holy

An individual or group of individuals who, publicly, go thru the motions of living a morally elevated life but who in private will manipulate their faith to justify their own untoward behavior. Practitioners of ass-holyness are not limited to clergy members of any specific religion, and often include prominent laity.

That pious putz epitomizes ass-holyness.

by JWR Editor in Chief February 20, 2022

Holy Shibershabs

holy shibershabs

Person 1: hey did you hear that Joe just fucking died
Person 2: Holy Shibershabs!!!!
Person 1: what the fuck

by sillyman1984 October 17, 2021

Holy Fuckskins

A really annoying person who is typically referred to as a navysealjack and sucks often said by kids who are in relationships and also is a word of anger

Holy fuckskins that squeaker is an aimbot hacker

by Thiccrickstoleyourgirl October 4, 2018

Holy Cunt

Holy shit but more hard hitting🤤

Holy cunt is that eshay wearing Kmart tns

by Eshays_with_attitude on insta April 9, 2020

The Holy McDonald

When you believe that fingering is the only method of sexual activity, you also finger bash a girl with a Condom on.

DoggyBalls: Bro! I saw you with that chick last night, a bit of black magic never hurt nobody! Did you smash?
MC WOG: Nah bro. I only believe in The Holy Mcdonald.

by Whoneedsajobba5 October 12, 2022

Holy water

Wet pussy that won't burn your dick with an STD.

My woman has that aquafina, that holy water. That's why I always hit it raw.

by Phmns52 February 10, 2014

Holy Moly

A variation on the Mexican "Mole" sauce. The phrase was coined to describe a Mole sauce which was so purely hot that it cleansed not only your bowels but your soul as well. However over time the meaning changed to mean simply a frightfully shocking occurrence.

"This salsa will burn it's way in and out!"
"Holy moly!"

by the79bomb October 7, 2009