goach

A cheap knock-off of a designer handbag. A combination of the names "Gucchi" and "Coach". Ususally painfully obvious that the bag is a fake.

Look at her flaunting that goach like she's all that. What a moron.

by Juni Wolfen August 25, 2005

hogan's goat

In 1855 a European goat farmer by the name of Hoek Hogan raised a particularly disgusting goat. This goat quickly became famous for being the most horrific smelling and ugly creature to wander the fields. It is legend that his scent could be detected from over a kilometer away (.6217 miles).

To compare something to hogan's goat is considered a great insult.

"Timmy hasn't bathed in a week. He smells like Hogan's goat"

"She wanted me to eat her pussy, but it looked like Hogan's goat. So I ate out her butt instead"

by Ollywood Hoek Hogan November 22, 2009

hornier than a two-dicked billy goat

Redneck terminology used throughout the old south; simile indicating one is extremely sexually aroused (i.e., other than eating, goats like nothing more than to fuck, therefore, a two-dicked billy goat would be beside himself wanting to fuck.) A common redneck pick-up line. Most common response to this redneck pick-up line? Me, too!

ooh-wee, look at that redhead yonder....she makes me hornier than a two-dicked billy goat!

by Rusty May 12, 2003

rape a goat

what George B. does all night long

George: Spread dat ass wide
Goat: baahh
George: sooo tight *splooge*

by eshizzle October 14, 2003

goathumper

A word used to describe those of Arab decent.

Saddam is a fucking goat humper. Asshole.

by Bitchin Kitchen June 14, 2003

goatse

Named for the address of the original website, (goatse.cx) which has since been taken down but not before achieving Internet noteriety. See also tubgirl.

The website featured a man bending over with two hands stretching apart the largest bodily orifice in the world. You could see inside several inches deep.

Since then, parody websites have sprung up showing everything from stretched-apart doorways to red-filling-ed cookies.

"Heh. No really, Aunt Sally. I swear goatse.cx has the best apple pie recipes on the Internet."

"Oh god! The Grand Canyon looks just like Goatse! No burro ride for me, thanks!"

by KelliHolland July 15, 2008

mer-goat

The cross between a merman and a goat. Mer-goats were bread for Circus Acts. However, the two entities combined created an insanely high energy "animal", if you will. Now no one can catch the fuckers!!! They run like a mexican from the police! Moving on- This particular breed can live in the water and on land, making it one hell of a mission to try and find. If you see Krystle then most likely a mer-goat is close by. The two have been inseperable since the days of wizards and trailer parks.

Wanna go with my uncle to hunt for Mer-goats this summer? We will bring a 12 gauge!

by skeet:skeet March 24, 2007