Whatever floats your waterlogged boat.

Used instead of whatever floats your waterlogged goat, whatever floats your boat, whatever floats your goat, etc etc.
Used by smart people who are trying to prove they're up to date with both science and popular culture. Boats are made so they don't get waterlogged you wannabe college graduates!

Jeorne: Yeah, I wanna kill some australian maps.
Geekni: Whatever floats your waterlogged boat. See what I did there? Coz it's in the water? See? See?
Jeorne: riiiiight...

by come along pond November 26, 2011

Coke Float

Getting a massive black guy to penetrate a vagina (so that it is loose enough to eat cereal out of it) and get a bunch of other guys to circle jerk around her and ejaculate into her loosened vajayjay to the point it overflows.

A bunch of my friends and i saw a dead cat last night and decided to give it a coke float.

by Mysterybum December 29, 2007

Floater

floater's are the items off food that someone has left when taking a drink out of the bottle.

How left the floater's in the bottle?

by andersjp April 5, 2004

Floating Doughnut

Pooping while taking a bath; while bathing in bathtub pooping;

Last night I was giving my son a bath when unleashed a floating doughnut.

by Jared Ford April 21, 2008

Floater

An individual in college who is not able to find a blocking group (group of roommates) to join for the duration of his academic career and is therefore subjected to living with random people selected by the school. This is usually the result of having a lack of close friends or being perceived as socially awkward or inadequate.

"Hey man can I join your blocking group?"
"No."
"No?"
"No."
"I guess that means I have to be a floater!"
"Yea...Herb"

by ADtheEmperor May 26, 2009

Root Beer Float

!!!!!!!!WARNING!!!!!!!!

Lie woman on her back get the oxygen tank hook up two nostril tubes jammed down womans nose (make sure tubes go to lungs) fill womans mouth with craft root beer. Fuck womans mouth till a hot load blows out of your dick let cream rise have said woman enjoy!

There they go swallowing that root beer float

by Don_ki_kum November 2, 2017

Float

To buy liquor for a party. To be the boot.

"I floated the gongshow last night, and no one even through a free mickey my way. I'll never boot for those girls again."

by the product September 6, 2005