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factsing

Spittin facts all the time, or confirming what people are saying to be facts
Bro your factsing right now
The ocean is made of water, ‘yeah facts’
by anonymous June 20, 2021
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facts and reason

The number one enemy of all sweaty internet bigots.
User 1 used... bigoted statement!
User 2 used... facts and reason and dealt collateral damage!
User 1 used... ad hominems and confirmation bias but the attack was not effective!
User 2 used... facts and reason and dealt collateral damage!
User 1 used... ad hominems but the attack was not effective!
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False horny alarm

When you feel horny and masturbate but after failed attempts of climaxing it turns out you just weren’t in the mood
*person tries many times to climax while masturbating but they later find out they just weren’t in the mood*

Guy: I guess it was a false horny alarm
by Nobody1995 August 15, 2021
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False Leadership

Similar to False Hustle in its blatant vomit inducing cosplay, False Leadership is typically seen in the work place, specifically in company meetings, emails with many people cc'd, or over-thanking people to their superiors.

The main goal is to portray one's self as a great leader, specifically in the eyes of their bosses.

It elicits rage from people who witness it on a consistent basis.
*In a Weekly Team Meeting*

Carly: I had Neil run some data tests for me, and then had Ignacio compare them to the other dates.

Neil: Ugh, false leadership. My JOB is to run data tests, I did them on my own accord. We have not spoken in 2 weeks.

Carly: *Looking at her boss Mark* Neil, that work really helped the team alot and helped me with my presentation. Thank you.

Neil: Kill me now.
by Mike109999 February 12, 2022
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False surrender

A warcrime of atrocious proportion
False surrender is when the payment of currencies doesn't match your bills, a mass purgery incident causing mistrial
by Cody5050 February 13, 2022
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Falasie

A person who's loved by everyone yet an introverted person who doesn't engage too much in any kind of a conversation
Daniel is truly a falasie to this nation
by Falasie February 15, 2022
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Falisyah

SHE IS JUST LIKE FALISYAH
by ALPOOP March 9, 2022
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