When an older woman tries to dress young to be "cool". Usually involves jeans with rhinestones, Ed Hardy shirts, multi-highlighted hair, and some serious heels to finish off the look. Usually very embarrassing to her kids who are in either middle or high school. Still lives in the 80's with her music. Will still wait in line to see Bon Jovi.
"Man, Karly's mom thinks she is still hot. With her halter top and tight jeans, she definitely qualifies as 'mutton dressed as lamb'."
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Fred: Who's going tonight?
Mike: Me, you and Dessie.
Fred :Shit, better keep an eye on your little sis man!
Mike: Me, you and Dessie.
Fred :Shit, better keep an eye on your little sis man!
by JuanOneWon May 17, 2008
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n. dreasm: A very lucid yet highly graphic dream (therefore unexpected and uncontrollable), perhaps involving monkeys, which takes one to an outrightly ecstatic level of mental well-being.
v. dreasm: To have or experience a dreasm.
extra: originally a mispelling of "dreams", this mutated word has taken on a life of its own.
v. dreasm: To have or experience a dreasm.
extra: originally a mispelling of "dreams", this mutated word has taken on a life of its own.
Person A: Oooh. What a night. I had this dream about monkeys having gratuitous orgies in hot humid jungle trees.
Person B: OMW! You had a dreasm in my house. Get out!!!
Person B: OMW! You had a dreasm in my house. Get out!!!
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Only if you shower and put a little salad dressing around your garbage hole. Last time I was down there I nearly gagged from smell of last night's tacos.
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A group of "foodies" from a large city are traveling through a remote area and stop at a roadside diner to eat. They find a limited menu which features nothing but high carbohydrate, high fat, and fried foods. Finding it difficult to make a dinner selection one member of the group complains, in surprise, at the type of foods available. Another member of the group says, "Where you are and how you're dressed."
by Ewell December 1, 2006
Get the Where you are and how you're dressed mug.1. a salad/sandwich dressing made from ketchup, mayonnaise, and a few other ingredients, very often pickle relish.
2. a salad/sandwich dressing made from period blood and cum.
2. a salad/sandwich dressing made from period blood and cum.
You can make a Russian dressing by doing the following: have sex with a girl on her period, cum inside her, tell her not to move while you run into the kitchen and chop up some veggies for a nice little tossed salad (no pun intended), have your girl stand up over the salad bowl, and Voila! - Russian dressing!
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