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Proper Dicking

When one does not simply get fucked or made love to. When the dicking is so suave, the dick resembles the voice of Al Green, with the badass behavior of Liam Neeson, and has the speed and stamina of Usain Bolt. Commonly used by Australians, notably in European hostels.
Friend: "Did you give that girl the old hammer last night?"
Guy: "No mate, I gave her a proper dicking"

Friend: "Very well"
by SlyDirtyDog September 4, 2013
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dick weevil

One who consumes cock on a massive and devastating scale. This individual is also characterized by their aggravating and persistent presence, despite continuous efforts to eradicate them.
"dude, why do we have to take your brother to the lake? He's a total dick weevil."
by MrBQ June 30, 2014
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curved dick

the dick that all girls want because it hits the G spot the best
John hit me with that curved dick and i came so fast
by tityboiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii March 29, 2014
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urban dick

(n.) A staff member at urbandictionary.com who cancels your submission before it even reaches the editors. This person is often a huge douchebag who lacks any consistency in rejections or acceptances. He will let completely lame trash pass as a definition, yet cancel a submission that breaks none of the rules and is actually useful.
Guy 1: Hey did the definition get passed, man?
Guy2: No, the urban dick cancelled it. What a submission nazi.

Guy 1: Hey, you want to go out tonight?
Guy 2: No, I have to sit at my computer and flip coins to decide which definitions I'm going to pass for the website while I masturbate.
Guy 1: Oh, right. Sorry, I forgot you were an urban dick with a really, really really small penis.
by Ryan Fitz July 21, 2008
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dick flick

The testosterone-driven opposite of a "chick flick". Generally contains lots of car chases, explosions, and boobs.
by Cimmerian Southpaw October 14, 2003
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throw a dick

More blatant version of "fuck".
"He wants the order in five minutes?! Throw a dick!"
by Eckersley December 1, 2014
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dick foam

The aftermath of your cum after you ejaculate and decide to go for an immediate round 2 after your done look down and the cum from round 1 will be frothy
i should of cleaned up instead of going again straight away now my dicks coverd in dick foam
by 'THE FOUR HORSEMEN' November 4, 2018
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