denuvo condom

A type of condom that is not doing a good job at protection, but also ruins the orgasm for both partners.

Guy1: Is that a denuvo condom? Refund that shit.

by PoopSlave97 May 31, 2023

concordia

A village in the state of Kansas that has probably the most conservative, shallow-minded, bigot people ever...seriously. There is absolutely nothing to do and the people there usually have to adopt the ways of people around them and what they see on MTV in order to "stay cool". Don't move here unless you hate black and hispanics and love to be surrounded by white trash people who still think the "ipod" is a new thing.

Kyle: Hey man, I go to school in Cloud County, Kansas, where do you go?

John: Why the hell would you go there, dude?? Isn't that in Concordia??

Kyle: Fuck yeah it is! I wreckon the chicks are real hot and have tramp stamps.

John: Um wow, that was so 2001 that tramp stamps were in..now they are just trashy.

by SOME RANDOM BODY May 30, 2009

Turf Condom

A condom when once thrown marks the territory or "turf" of the owner of said condom. If the turf condom sticks to the target, then that target becomes the property/turf of the thrower of the condom.

"Hey Lauren, is that a turf condom on your window or are you happy to see me?"

by braduardo November 16, 2011

ConCocktion

When you engage in sex with your partner while you ejaculate in her butthole she shits out the cum and poop. After you donkey punch her and blood mixes into the lot of cum and shit which makes a brownish red substance

i made a ConCocktion with my partner in a glass jar then got my friend to taste it

by Brando3494 April 18, 2009

condom-cum

condom-cum is the dick-gasm that a guy leaves in a rubber after it's been used.

As a teenager, I used to get together with some of my friends and we'd jack off in condoms and leave the used rubbers full of our condom-cum along "Lover's Lane" type places so the cum-sucking cum-collectors would find them and then eat our jizz!

by USAF Cadet August 14, 2021

Concordia [University]

Concordia University is an English language comprehensive public university located in Montreal, Quebec, Canada. It is also considered one of the best universities in the world.

Concordia University is the best university in Montreal... don't even think about saying that it's not.

by vipwoody January 8, 2009

obama condom

A promotional item used for getting certain individuas to vote democratic.

Jeff- "I picked up an obama condom after I was at the speech in chicago"

Tom- "Now you can prove to your girlfriend how dedicated you are to your party."

by nghtwaterTom December 16, 2008