D-camp

A euphemism for day-camp.

Person 1: Hey, wanna come over?
Person 2: Nah, I have D-camp.
Person 1: (sarcasm) Wanna hang out at the BK Lounge afterwards? We can go to the P-house.

by greenblob November 20, 2006

Facebook camper

Someone who is constlantly on Facebook waiting to ambush any of his or her "friends" who will reciprocate and lure them into a drawn-out chat session consisting solely of the past few days' trivial occurrences. Facebook camping has led to the phenomenon of Facebook sniping.

Facebook camper: Hey. Guess what I just saw!
Facebook sniper: is offline

by PhyllisDean September 16, 2009

Clamprint

When a female wearing a short skirt sits on a leather bar stool and leaves the imprint of her engorged labia on the seat when she stands up.

DUDE! Look at the clamprint on that seat that chick was sitting on!

by tigrejunky November 16, 2011

clampoo

Clampoo is what women's body wash becomes simply by being used "down there" - to wash her delicate lady bits. Also Clampoo can be shampoo used to fluffen up the bikini area.

"Sweetie, can you hand the Clampoo and the body puff? I need to freshen up."

by elbandidomaximo February 3, 2012

Clamps

lockdown, guarded, like white on rice guarding someone well when playing football of basketball

Wow Felipe really put Tony’s cheeks on clamps

by Betttttttt November 28, 2019

Granny Clampets

Daisy Dukes on somebody too old to be taken seriously.

That old queen has some nerve parading around in her Granny Clampets.

by swt581962 June 1, 2014

El Clampos

An adjective used to describe a person that has incredible defense when playing basketball.

"Tony I keep telling you I got El Clampos.

by ruynater123 October 15, 2017