clampoo

Clampoo is what women's body wash becomes simply by being used "down there" - to wash her delicate lady bits. Also Clampoo can be shampoo used to fluffen up the bikini area.

"Sweetie, can you hand the Clampoo and the body puff? I need to freshen up."

clampoo by elbandidomaximo February 3, 2012

Les Claypool 

The Bass Player/ Lead singer for the band Primus, he is the best.

Les Claypool is behind you.

Les Claypool by Concerned Citezen April 2, 2003

Claypool walk 

The walk that Les Claypool does while he is playing a funky bass solo. An example of such is while playing Tommy the Cat live.

Say baby do you wanna do the Claypool walk with me?

Claypool walk by TommyTheKitten January 8, 2012

Claypoole

Crazy ass, awesome last name! Good people. A nice person. A great friend but if you mess around they want to smash a pool stick across your face!

Jane: "Any advice you need im here to give you."
Missy: "Thanks Jane Claypoole, your such a good friend."

Bill: "What did you say about my buddies?"

Ted: "They SUCK!" ( Bill Claypoole cracks pool stick over Ted's face.)

Claypoole by Jam-eee February 10, 2010

Les Claypool 

a really, really good bassist. used to be in Primus, now has his own band, Les Claypool's Flying Frog Brigade. sings with a southern accent, but talks normal.

listen to primuses cover of Metallica's "Master of Puppets" they only play up until the singing starts, but les claypool plays the guitar parts on his bass

Les Claypool by Tommy F. September 25, 2005

les claypool 

A quirky, brilliant bassist who has formulated his own trademark style on the bass guitar involving a popcorn-esque slap and pop technique, combined with his signature technique of strumming out power chords with a fling-like motion (although Stanley Clarke initially invented that.)

Dude, I just saw Les Claypool at the Nokia Theater in Times Square of New York City, and it was literally and without a doubt the most mind-blowing concert I have ever witnessed in my life.

les claypool by Chuck Laurence December 28, 2007

You fool, you blongus, you absolute utter clampongus 

Say this to someone who did something dumb.

Ben: i touched the orb after being told not to, now I'm in jail.
Jeff: why did you do that?
Ben: idk
Jeff: you fool, you blongus, you absolute utter clampongus.

You fool, you blongus, you absolute utter clampongus by The person who does things. December 7, 2020