clampoo
Clampoo is what women's body wash becomes simply by being used "down there" - to wash her delicate lady bits. Also Clampoo can be shampoo used to fluffen up the bikini area.
clampoo by elbandidomaximo February 3, 2012
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Les Claypool
Les Claypool by Concerned Citezen April 2, 2003
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Claypool walk
The walk that Les Claypool does while he is playing a funky bass solo. An example of such is while playing Tommy the Cat live.
Claypool walk by TommyTheKitten January 8, 2012
Claypoole
Crazy ass, awesome last name! Good people. A nice person. A great friend but if you mess around they want to smash a pool stick across your face!
Les Claypool
a really, really good bassist. used to be in Primus, now has his own band, Les Claypool's Flying Frog Brigade. sings with a southern accent, but talks normal.
listen to primuses cover of Metallica's "Master of Puppets" they only play up until the singing starts, but les claypool plays the guitar parts on his bass
Les Claypool by Tommy F. September 25, 2005
les claypool
A quirky, brilliant bassist who has formulated his own trademark style on the bass guitar involving a popcorn-esque slap and pop technique, combined with his signature technique of strumming out power chords with a fling-like motion (although Stanley Clarke initially invented that.)
Dude, I just saw Les Claypool at the Nokia Theater in Times Square of New York City, and it was literally and without a doubt the most mind-blowing concert I have ever witnessed in my life.
les claypool by Chuck Laurence December 28, 2007
You fool, you blongus, you absolute utter clampongus
Ben: i touched the orb after being told not to, now I'm in jail.
Jeff: why did you do that?
Ben: idk
Jeff: you fool, you blongus, you absolute utter clampongus.
Jeff: why did you do that?
Ben: idk
Jeff: you fool, you blongus, you absolute utter clampongus.
You fool, you blongus, you absolute utter clampongus by The person who does things. December 7, 2020
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