fairy cheese

Fairy cheese is my 1am creation when I have cheese, butter and sprinkles. Cheese+butter+sprinkles= fairy cheese. (if you decide to eat this you may have some side effects of nausea and regret)

Person: What's this?
Other person: It's fairy cheese!
Person: ?
Other person: Cheese butter sprinkles

by CHEESYFAIRYBREAD<3 December 19, 2022

baked cheese vinegar corn flakes

an insane snack for genius people.

take 2 handful of corn flakes > put on a tin foil > pour a bit of vinegar over them > add slices of your prefrered cheese and some pepper on top > put in top of oven set to grill function > wait. observe. feel like a genius and enjoy.

"..bro have you heard of teh geniuses that eat baked cheese vinegar corn flakes?!" - ' yeeeeeeeeeeea bruv, mad shit!'

by ed newt May 3, 2023

Made of cheese

Engineering expression used to describe the hardness and durability of tools and parts.

These cheap allen keys are made of cheese. They rounded-off the first time I used them.

by theendlessdream January 19, 2009

Jade-Swiss Cheese

a smelly type of cheese infested with rodents and worms. It usually has a rather poop-ish stench that you can smell across the Universe.

Watch out for that Jade-Swiss Cheese..... it'll make you barf out your insides.....

by JADE~SMELLS~LIKE~A~PIECE~O~POO November 29, 2011

Chuck-E-Cheese-Custody

Sub par dining / entertainment for bad parents who occasionally spend time with their kids. A mix of cheap food and sugar filled entertainment so the part time parent does not have to actually speak to or spend time with the child.

The judge awarded me chuck-e-cheese-custody so now I have to "babysit" one day a month. Sigh.

by Dyalect March 5, 2015

end my life cheese

When you have an allergy and choose to kill yourself with cheese. Comes is many flavors.

Dude I was gonna try some of that end my life cheese, but I couldn't bring myself to do it.

by Alan the anal bead March 22, 2017

Crusty dick cheese

98% of men have dick cheese yet they don't admit it. Crusty Dick Cheese is basically when men don't practice good hygiene and the hot mixture of cum and pee bonds together and ferments for a long time until it turns into cheese. Natural and healty, its high in Glucose, salt and has low calories.

Slut1: hey b*tch you evah tried crusty dick cheese no?
Slut2: no shit, wtf is dick cheese yo...
Slut1: r u cereal? u no slut then

by DeepThroating69 July 4, 2017