The Blumpkin Man

The epitamy of greatness. Has an amazing theme song. The one who gets 4 Blumpkins. He shall always be remembered as this name.

Person 1: Hey dude, did you hear that guy got a Blumpkin?

Person 2: No fucking way!! What a studd!!

Person 1: I know right !! He got like 4 of them from that Boy Hopper!!

Person 2: Dude that guy is The Blumpkin Man!!

by ajizzleforizzle October 14, 2011

corking the blumpkin

to insert a plug into the ass while recieving fellatio, and then yanking it out during ejaculation, insuring perfect timing. also works with enemas.

"We finally got it right because we tried corking the blumpkin!"

by dickymon August 20, 2006

super double blumpkin

the act of receiving a blow job while taking a shit in the top of the toilet (know as an upper decker). at the same time the girl is reverse straddling the toilet seat, sucking your cock, while taking a shit.

Guy: "Hey I have to take a shit."
Girl: "So do I!"
Guy: "Want to give me a super double blumpkin?"
Girl: "Hell yes, let's go."

Guy: "I could really go for a super double blumpkin right now."
Girl: "Isn't that kind of gross?"
Guy: "Trust me, you will enjoy it."

Girl: "Hey, do you want me to give you a super double blumpkin right now?"
Guy: "Of course I do!"

by Five-StarFratStar August 25, 2011

Blumpkin Smash Brothers Melee

to receive a blumpkin while playing a death match in the classic nintendo game, super smash brothers.

"im getting a Blumpkin Smash Brothers Melee......oh, yeea....ohyeah......BRRRRRIIIINNNGGG get the fuck off me."

by tpeezy November 9, 2006

Blumpkin Of Passion

When you cuddle with Eric after taking a dump while he blows you.

Ryan felt secure and loved after his Blumpkin of Passion.

by Fawn Delmajunc August 25, 2009

blumpkin cleanout

It is when You are constapated and trying to take a shit and getting head at the same time. and you get so much pleasure that she makes you shit everwhere and the water goes all over her face.

Brittany Spears likes to Blumpkin cleanout all of its ex-boyfriends

by M4r50cc1 November 20, 2009

blumph

to recieve a BJ whilst dropping ass (taking a shit, doing a dump)

I'm needing a shit, do you fancy giving me a blumph?

by johny 86257 July 2, 2006