blumpkin fairy

a fairy that only comes around when u are getting maximum pleasure from getting a blumpkin.

When i was getting a hardcore blumpkin. the blumpkin fairy came and blessed me.

by M4r50cc1 November 20, 2009

blumpkin cleanout

It is when You are constapated and trying to take a shit and getting head at the same time. and you get so much pleasure that she makes you shit everwhere and the water goes all over her face.

Brittany Spears likes to Blumpkin cleanout all of its ex-boyfriends

by M4r50cc1 November 20, 2009

Ninga

A big and hairy Dick.

Henry is a ninga

by M4r50cc1 November 18, 2009

blumpkinbating

Jerking off when taking a shit.

I love blumpkinbating all over Katie Morgans Face!

by M4r50cc1 November 18, 2009