Bathroom Sandwich

When you walk into the restroom but you walk out with a peanut butter sandwich

"Bro i just took a fat shit and when I walked out i had these two bathroom sandwiches, bruh theyre so good."

by Jama-Himself January 30, 2020

bathroom lunch

The act of feeding your partners butt with your butt.

Jerry gave Jon a bathroom lunch today.

by Guyblow321 February 17, 2020

Bathroom Predator

The Bathroom Predator Comes from an ancient story of a creature that is every animal combined. This creature is known to lurk in the shadows of bathrooms, yet not limited to bathrooms and cause fear. Nowadays, the term Bathrooms Predator is used to describe creeps that make you uncomfortable.

“What the heck? This guy just picked the urinal right next to me... what a Bathroom Predator.”

by spicy mayo February 27, 2020

Bathroom Trinity

When one goes to the bathroom to piss, shit, and cum all in one setting.

Mark: Yo Chad, get out of the bathroom! We’re gonna be late to the game!
Chad: Gimme a second man! I’m doing the bathroom trinity!
Mark: Again?!?

by UrfamilytreeLGBT March 12, 2020

batbas

Batbas: a person who has the biggest booty known to man. Like EVER

James has a batbas.

by ccuuk April 14, 2020

baternity leave

Noun, the name given to conventional paternity leave which is seamlessly bolted on to a period of sick leave.

Graham, "what a tosser Seb is, he's meant to be working on that project but he's gone on baternity leave," Colin, "yeah, amazing, he caught that bug just in time to get a straight five weeks off; fucking planned it I think."

by Grandsire May 4, 2020

bathroom shuffle

when you and your roommates smoke weed in the bathroom because your landlords are assholes and don't let you smoke in the backyard

Roommate 1: "Hey guys wanna hit the bathroom shuffle?"
Roommates 2, 3, & 4: "Fuck ya!"

by fuckdaops September 7, 2020