Alex

Complete pothead. No value to society whatsoever. Someone who will most certainly end up on welfare, with twelve retarded children. Drives a trashy car with a "wicked system". He has squinty eyes, and says pathetic things. Should be shot on spot.

Did you see that guy drive by? That guy was totally going on a green drive. What an Alex.

by 4thdownsyndrome March 1, 2011

Alex

short for Alexis or Alexandria. claims he's a guy. apparently, is a faggot unless he admits the name of the girl he likes.

Dude stop bein Alex!

by (buh-TIS-tuh) October 22, 2008

Alex

a grad student who invites undergrads to his room to drink even though he's 24 and is perfectly capable of going downtown

Alex: "Hey, y'all wanna drink tonight? I don't have class until 2 tomorrow."

Undergrads: "Umm, we have class at 8 tomorrow . . . "

by jias;wi May 21, 2011

Alex

Fuckin Nerd

Oh my god, you're such an Alex

by not a nerdddddd October 9, 2014

Alex

A dumbass hipster bitch. Usually ugly.

"Dude, I went on a date with Alex and all she did was sit there and take pictures of her food with that instagram bullshit."

by Wolfii July 31, 2012

Alex

Autistic Boy that love fortnite and play 24/7 & love pissed you off.

DO NOT BE FRIEND WITH A ALEX

by Dr Nate December 21, 2019

Alex

an ugly fucking bitch who is always gay and loves to suck dick.

Alex is a Bitchass whore

by lil' BOBO May 25, 2018