runway dare

When a person sneaks onto a runway at an airport & lays down so the plane will go over them at a Very Close range.

I've always wanted to do a runway dare; it would give so much adrenaline!

by Starchylde May 25, 2016

malcome

A sweet, loving man who has a soft spot for animals. Finds a sweet girl that loves him back and loves her forever. He is very handsome and is strong and supportive. He keeps a good job, but he is not very adventurous, and is afraid of a lot of things. He is a good man to have if you want to settle down and have kids. He is very smart in math, as he went to school at Harvard, so he is a very skilled accountant.

O.M.G. Becky, Malcome just got me a new puppy!
Malcome! You remembered the anniversary of our first date! Thank you for the roses!

by Cassidy Stevens June 2, 2017

SUGU

Pronounced "sue-goo." Acronym for "spit up to git up." Refers to self-induced vomiting immediately before going to bed after a night of heavy drinking to lessen the next morning's hangover by getting rid of alcohol not yet absorbed into the bloodstream.

I can't believe he is drinking so much the night before an exam. If he doesn't SUGU, he won't even make it to class.

by Buck Frenzy January 13, 2019

pootillo

1. n. The large, usually painful deuce that will take place within 24 hours of eating at Portillo's.

The two polish sausages and the hot Italian beef really hit the spot, but man, I can already feel the pootillo brewing.

by picc285 July 6, 2019

Brext

To be Brext is to be well and truly vexed by Brexit. Angry with the lies about more money for the National Health Service (NHS), scared over the rising number of racial attacks, pissed off with Teresa May, Boris Johnson and Nigel Farage, and downright livid at future trade tariffs with the rest of Europe.

"I am well and truly Brext. Outside of the Single Market, Britain is finished"

by bredbasket September 13, 2016

Tom Strauss

One of gods gifts to the earth, fucking legendary person with a sense of humour to make up for what he lacks in dick size

"he was so small you could call him a tom strauss"

by yeahnahfrickoath June 18, 2019

Logan Grimes

A poorly judged individual whom everyone likes to judge based solely on his appearance and voice simply because everybody thinks he’s the badguy when he’s not.

Logan just wants to free people and expose the worse types than himself. he’s something of a criminal mind yet he’s not evil.

the difference between Logan grimes and evil people (companies, celebrities, politicians, etc) is that he never tries to delude you into thinking he’s a saint, he outright tells you what he’s about yet majority of people like to lie to your face and pretend to be your best friend.

Logan Grimes is a dream disguised as a nightmare....or was it the other way around?

Also, yes he’s a SoundCloud rapper, actor, writer, Internet gangster, dancer and former PI

it’s junior grimes (Logan) who were talking about , right? Duh!

Logan grimes has commited so many crimes and done wrong to so many people without any ounce of remorse and for what? Because he’s damaged and flawed and is in pain

Logan/junior needs the sympathy for his crimes as he can’t help himself and is the innocent criminal

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Logan: let’s go back to my place, girl

Nikki: omg your too bad of a boy for me to do that

Logan: I wasn’t asking ;)

Nikki: 0_o

Logan: I can see feel your desire

Nikki: omg your right. I want you badly , J!

*both proceed to make out and get naked*

by Unusually late August 6, 2021