Small plug of faecal matter that is expelled with ejaculant onto a porn-star's back at the "climax" of a poo-tube segment in a movie. May be seen regularly in either straight or gay porn. Both irritating and unsightly, the winnet is a real mood killer.... hence, its dual use in describing a turd, weasel, arsehole BMW driver, or other annoying fool.
Eddie: "I can't believe it.... all I asked him for was a couple of hours off to take my kid to the hospital!"
Mike: "Don't sweat it Eddie, the guy is just a winnet. We will work something out for you."
Examples of common winnets: Paris Hilton, Ray Romano, most minor bureaucrats, and many politicians.
Mike: "Don't sweat it Eddie, the guy is just a winnet. We will work something out for you."
Examples of common winnets: Paris Hilton, Ray Romano, most minor bureaucrats, and many politicians.
by FunBags September 6, 2005
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Get the winnett mug.This rare terrestrial mammal resides within all of us, emerging only to display acts of Diabolical deeds prominently upon the visage of the wielder. Unbeknownst to the user, the effects of the Diabolicus Winkothoptera upon the general public can range from the extreme, to very little/no effect whatsoever.
For example: Diabolicus Winkothoptera is never found willingly, it comes out only when prompted by a mischievous deed.
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by mama f December 28, 2005
Get the Snowball winnits mug.a Winnit Bag (Win-it), describes a person male or female, who has a major case of Winnit. Typically used as an insult
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