Winger speech

An elaborate, on the fly speech that can cure any kind of tension or anger between friends, family, coworkers, classmates, etc.

Person 1: Jeff, you've got to stop these two from fighting!

Jeff: Don't worry, I'll give them a quick Winger speech. Everything will be fine.

by yourboybd December 30, 2018

Winge

One of many contrived words that can be used when real words just aren't good enough.

This example uses the action verb form of the contrived word winge.

He's been whinging about the cold weather all day. Duh!!!

by Chas501 November 29, 2007

wonged

A white guy who gets toyed with by an asian hottie and then is not given any sexual release.

- Man, that smokin' asian was all over you in the club. Wish I was you last night!
- Ya, right. She bolted for home as soon as we left the club. Said her parents had a curfew.
- What, you didn't even get to jack on her bitty asian titties?!? Dude, you've been wonged! That shit ain't right.

by Foo man choo November 22, 2011

Wingert

totally awesome and ah-mazing

Dude! That home-run was wingert!

by baseballchick45 July 17, 2009

wingers perk

same as a reacharound

"I havnt had a wingers perk since I left the Army"

by tockley July 13, 2009

wingernails

A condition of getting too much wing sauce under your fingernails. Can sometimes lead to bad social encounters, smelly hand-shakes, and awkward foreplay.

Psychic: "You had... wings for lunch today."
Customer: "YES!!"
Skeptic Friend: "Pshh. She can just see that by your wingernails, man."

by chrispencer k. cunningham III January 21, 2010

winced

a movement in your body showing pain or distress.

he winced as he stood

by joyful coffee June 8, 2021