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Ass-Wiper's Dilemma

Having failed to confirm paper-roll occupancy, the still-seated bathroom hostage is confronted with a shockingly irresponsible, post-evacuation condition and presented precious few options...shirt sleeve, sock, fingers; air-dry, yell/text for help, pull'em up and carry-on...
What will it be? Let's...plan ahead for the Ass-Wiper's Dilemma.
by YAWA March 11, 2019
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Waverley school

Waverley School is a really shitty and crappy school in Birmingham. They have shit teachers and rah it’s jus normally shit. See they can’t afford to have nice things cus they broke and thing they are some type of prison with all the silence in the corridors shit and the detentions like just don’t go there soo yh
Girl: I saw some bad reviews about Waverley School
Boy: Obviously it’s a shit school enni fham
Girl: no it ain’t are u tapped AND DONT MAKE FUN OF RAPE
Boy: Rahh we weren’t making fun of rape ur jus tapped in UR head go to the hospital
by Hi I’m ur mom December 14, 2018
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Waverly

Usually women with very sexy, beautiful voices that enrich the soul and send you to a state of enlightenment, in which you will probably see God/gods/The Flying Spaghetti Monster in front of you, telling you that you just heard the voice of perfection.
Tamtam: OMG, WAVERLY SAID "HI" TO ME AND JESUS APPEARED IN FRONT OF MY VERY EYES!!

B Chan: OMG LUCKY!!
by andeeee September 1, 2013
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Windshield Wiper

the act of a women giving such a deep blowjob while glazing her toungue across your balls as her mouth is all the way to the pelvis bone. The toungue acts as windshield wiper to your balls.
This broad was givin me the ol' "windshield wiper" while I was watching the Sox game.
by Ryan Zedonks August 4, 2007
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Wivenhoe Cold

A hangover, especially one on a week day that prevents one from attending work, or greatly reduces one's productivity while at work. Named after the small drinking town of Wivenhoe, Essex, UK.
"I didn't get much done at work today. I went to the pub last night and had a terrible Wivenhoe Cold this morning."
by grimdownsouth July 22, 2012
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wigerboo

A white and black Pearson mix who is a weeaboo.
Did you see James he is such a wigerboo.
by SLinth December 16, 2016
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wierdcore

Wierdcore is a unsettling but soothing verity of pictures, such as pictures that show stuff you feel like you've been there. Also flying eyes, TV heads and houses in empty Neighborhood.
"Wierdcore is cool :D"
by :D cards April 11, 2023
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