Flat tired wheelbarrow

Have your girl in the wheelbarrow position as you have intercourse with her. Just as she gets ready to orgasm, you reach down and pull one arm out from underneath her. As soon as her face hits the ground you start scooting her across the carpet, letting go of her arm at the same time. She wil try to desperately to lift her face off the carpet thus looking like a flat tired wheelbarrow.

I met this chick that was into pain, so i gave her a flat tired wheelbarrow.

by Full Patch October 7, 2017

wheatard

Someone who claims gluten-intolerance, yet pubically consumes snackfoods such as pocky.

The Kitchen Staff called Haru-san a "wheatard" for his hypocritical eating habits.

by rødgrød med fløde August 25, 2006

wheelstand

what happens when riding a gixxer.

i was riding my gixxer, came over a rise, and wham, wheelstand at 150mph.

by a2mfever April 10, 2009

The Wheelbarrow

The sexual position in which the woman gets on her hands and you litterly walk around like shes a wheelbarrow while having sex with her

Melanie: oh yeah...and then we did the wheelbarrow!

Ryan: You are such a whore.

by Ryan Gerstner April 2, 2006

weetard

A combination of the words "wee" and "retard." Coined by a Los Angeles teenager in reference to his little sister's friends. Often used in a redundant context, such as "little weetard" or "stupid weetard."

My sister is having all her stupid little friends over for a weetard party, wanna crash it?

by Spença B July 10, 2006

Weentard

Someone who loves ween too much, thereby becoming retarded, or, Weentarded.

Tommi is a Weentard.

by Bilara Jonehoney April 26, 2006

a rope tied around his wheelbarrow

A phrase used to describe a homosexual. When someone is said to have a 'a rope tied around his wheelbarrow' it is meant as a reference to the activities relating to their bedroom gymnastics.

It is best described from a starting point where, due to the way in which homosexuals utilise another persons anus, they can be described as 'uphill gardeners'. If someone gardens uphill they have a sloping allotment, which would require them to have 'a rope tied around their wheelbarrow'

The reason for using a convoluted description as this is to avoid embarrassment to those around you when putting a persons sexuality in question, some of whom may be of the same persuasion.

'Look at the way he walks, I bet hes got a rope tied around his wheelbarrow'

'Hes popular with the other blokes, definitely got a rope tied around his wheelbarrow'

'What, no girlfriend? Wheelbarrow mate!' (shortened)

by missadventure October 20, 2006