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West Virginia Hotpocket

When a guy heats a hotpocket to recommended temperature, then uses it as a pocket pussy. After ejaculation has taken place, the male then eats the hotpocket.
Dude, yesterday I had a West Virginia hotpocket. Killed two birds with one delicious stone
by dirty harold January 20, 2019
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West Virginia Wangjangler

When you stuff your cock through your key ring before butt slamming your sister. You must be playing dueling banjos on your cassette player at maximum volume. It can only be considered an official West Virginia Wangjangler when your keys slap off of her snizz to the rhythm of the music.
Roscoe: What ya been up to Billie Ray? I didn't see you at the West Virginia Turkey Jerk last night.

Billie Ray: Naw I blew my load in your sister doin the West Virginia Wangjangler.

Roscoe: Dang son that's your sister too. I like it.
by geederd December 12, 2021
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Virginia Dipper

When the male inserts his penis into the females ear and then proceeds thrusting in and out with a grizzly dip in his lip. After going at it for 30 minutes take you penis out and insert it in her nostrils. This May hurt the female but who gives a shit this is what they are for.
"Last night I gave a Virginia Dipper to your mother"
by LargeDingDong34 December 1, 2014
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Virginia

Mid-Atlantic South (Southeastern) state on the Atlantic ocean coast. It is the 12th most populated and 35th largest state in the Union. Admitted it was 10th and the population currently is 8,382,993. Nicknamed 'Old Dominion' and 'Mother of Presidents'. The capital city and former largest in the state is and will always be Richmond. People say it's just a hick town disguised as metro. Virginia is also just south of Dc as we all know, and Maryland, west of the water, north of North Carolina and Tennessee and east of West Virginia. Arlington and Northern Virginia people have southern accents but only like 65-70% of the time because culturally they moved to being yuppies. An awesome state.
by IrishArizonan November 16, 2016
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Greene County Virginia

the people of greene county mostly all live in the middle of nowhere on the blue ridge mountains. their favorite places to hang out are at the foodlion and sheetz. the highschool's football team hasn't won more than one or two games a season in about 50 years and all the surrounding schools make fun of how lame WMHS is. the name of the most awesome person that lives there is josie. it's a small town with farms and smelly cows and country music (yuck) but when the sun rises and sets on the blue ridge, it's the most wonderful place in the world.
A typical conversation in Greene County Virginia would be:

Josie- "hey kiersten, what do you want to do?"
Kiersten- "hmm... lets go to foodlion!"
Josie- "Great idea! I bet we'll see everybody else we know there! Party!"
by Greene Countian November 22, 2011
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virginia beach special

making love in the wet sand area on the beach and dipping your cock in the sand and sticking back in the vagina
while making love to a lady on the beach in the wet sand area...you take out your cock and dip it in the sand and reinsert for maximum grindage and giving her a Virginia Beach Special
by miamimike305 May 25, 2011
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West Virginia Hand Puppet

When you fuck a girl in the ass. Then she reaches into her own vagina, and strokes your dick with the skin in between her asshole and vagina. (Imagine what your fingers look like inside a hand puppet and you'll get it)
That hooker I butt pounded last night threw me off guard when she gave me my second WEST VIRGINIA HAND PUPPET ever.
by zakundo August 14, 2009
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