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love vessel

A beautiful penis yearned by many women.
I took that chick Megan last night for a ride on my love vessel. She booked her tickets 3 months ago.
by Klitiklr March 29, 2016
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Mississippi Vaseline

Hey, make sure you get that Mississippi Vaseline all the way 'round so I can fit this roman candle up there real good.
by ecust July 4, 2020
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Welsh Vaseline

Used when referring to saliva or spit as a lubricant.
Gavin: Dolly was real dry last night
Bryn: You use some Welsh Vaseline to help things along?

Gavin: Yep. Spat right on her.
by Etymol OG July 6, 2020
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Broken Vessel

The broken Vessel is a boss in the Teach cherry game "Hollow Knight". He appears as a small black creature with a mask, as well as having a bulbous orange blob inside his broken skull.

You can find him to the far left in the Ancient Basin.
You may walk throughout the deep of the ancient Basin, but beware the Broken Vessel.
by n_u_m_l_o_k December 3, 2020
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veysel

Veysel, hmmm traditional turkish and kurdish name. Veysel is a name to symbolize Honesty, loyalty, and kindness and care for the people around him.
Dahs ma guy veysel
by S.veyz April 19, 2019
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Vaseline Gypsy

A Vaseline Gypsy is the name given to a promiscuous woman. So named as a woman with multiple sexual partners in a given day requires lubricant to perform intercourse (Vaseline) and Gypsy as she travels from partner to partner.
I saw Ginger out with a different guy each night this week. She is quite the Vaseline Gypsy.
by Impatigo September 8, 2011
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Recreational Vesseltopia

The Natural and Logical solution to the Ban on "Floatopia"

Attaching red plastic spoons to the sides of a float to make it designed to be propelled by oars A Vessel = New and improved "Vesseltopia"

FROM: City Attorney
SUBJECT: Item 151 for July 26, 2010 City Council Agenda: Corrected Emergency
Ordinance (0-2011-7-a)

(h) Notwithstanding any other provision of section 56.54 and its appendices,
and except as provided in section 56.54(g), it is unlawful for any bather to
consume any alcoholic beverage within one marine league of any beach.

However. subsection (h) shall not be construed to regulate the
consumption of alcoholic beverages on any vessel.

California Harbors and Navigation Code Section 651.1

As used in this chapter, unless the context clearly requiresa different meaning, "bather" or "bathing" means a person floating,swimming, wading, or bodysurfing, with or without the use of aflotation device, including, but not limited to, floating upon orwith the aid of a surfboard, pcupsaddle board, surfmat, innertube, life preserver, or air mattress,

except a flotation device which is designed to be propelled by sail, mechanical means, power, oars, or paddle.

California Harbors and Navigation Code Section 651

(t) "Recreational vessel" means a vessel that is being used only for pleasure.
Dude the Cops look really pissed now that everyone turned their floats into "Recreational Vessels" with the plastic spoons for oars

Hay Now not everyone, Guy over there has an Umbrella for a sail

I feel so much better in a Vessel than I ever did Wading

I hear the city council is trying to come up with a patch for the Vessel Loop-Hole

What did you expect for them to patch the Pot-Holes "LAUGHTER"

Dude hand me another Beer

soon as I finish pissin :-O

RIP Floatopia

You can't Stop Stupid - Long Live "Recreational Vesseltopia" - CHEERS
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