Unrestrained Hyper-Testicular Secretion Production Syndrome (UHSPS)

UHSPS is defined as a supernatural power and condition where a male produces an insurmountable quantity of precum. Most people will think it’s normal, however only those with UHSPS know that the amount in which they precum is anything but natural. Those with UHSPS usually experience the need for multiple underwear changes through the day and potentially public exposure as the amount will seep through multiple layers on underwear and pants. This phenomenon also begins at the initial thought of sex or arousal before the penis is fully erect, thus those with UHSPS can active their UHSPS with just the thought of their UHSPS. Those with UHSPS also are said to believe that lubrication is a foreign concept because they produce their own naturally. This makes those with UHSPS often sought out after by partners for their natural born gift of self-lubrication. Currently, there is no cure for UHSPS

Did you spill something your pants?

Oh no, that’s just my pre-cum I have Unrestrained Hyper-Testicular Secretion Production Syndrome (UHSPS).

When my ex was giving me a blowjob, he complained, “Sooooo leaky...” due to my UHSPS because he is a little bitch that doesn’t know what’s good for him.

by The Precum Power Rangers June 10, 2020

urstinkyfart

The coolest and funniest person ever

“Have you seen urstinkyfart?” “Oh you mean the most amazingly funny and sweet person ever?”

by 4lifer !! June 12, 2021

Unrestricted submarine warfare

A replacement for "I love you"

Woman: Say those three magic words!
Man: Unrestricted submarine warfare

by paninipenis December 1, 2021

Urethra Powers

an ability urethra man has, giving him the power to spurt sperm or urine out of him at mach 10 to the second power.

Urethra Powers! Activate!

by XXX Jiggles December 8, 2022

Urethral Cambridge Cumming

A man with a micro penis urinating into a pot then boiling his urine for 30 minutes to an hour and letting it cool for 10 minutes before using a syringe to inject his urine back into his urethra and then shoving his micro penis up a woman's urethra and fucking her urethra until he cums and urinates at the same time.

Guy 1: Bro I was with this bad bitch last night and she let me give her a Urethral Cambridge Cumming

Guy 2: Bro does that mean you have a micro penis?

by ieatboyslol October 2, 2023

URST

Unresolved Sexual Tension.

wow. you have URST with her.

by unoanime, December 30, 2006

uest

"Uest" meaning to once upon a time or in the past ,Also another word for used to

My brother uest to have an old double barrel shot gun. / I am uest to all that noise.

by jpri1467 November 25, 2019