Once upon a mattress

A term used when someone wants to elude to a sexual encounter between two of more people
Matt: "hey Sam, I heard you met someone new on tinder!"

Sam: "Once upon a mattress . . . "

Matt: "Say no more man, I know how this is gonna end."
by Sexual Conotations October 03, 2017
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Lay your lips upon my ass.

This is a more posh and refined way to say "kiss my ass". It is quite a way to win an argument.
"I will say whatever I want whenever I want. However, I want and if you got a problem with that, then you can lay your lips upon my ass."
by Yeag3300 March 19, 2024
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the twenty-second episode of the third season of the American animated series Family Guy, and the original series finale.
When You Wish Upon a Weinstein was written by Ricky Blitt and directed by Dan Povenmire. This episode features guest performances from Andrea Beutener, Mark Hamill, Phil LaMarr, Ed McMahon, Peter Riegert, Mary Scheer, Ben Stein, and Nicole Sullivan.
by SPrice1980 May 11, 2023
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price upon request

actually refers to any product that is produced only for editorials and is never actually put into production for consumer purchase. So, instead of “Price Upon Request”, the phrase should actually read “This Product Doesn’t Actually Exist for Purchase At All”
I have been reading fashion magazines since I was a teenager and have always wondered what the phrase “Price Upon Request” meant when printed next to the product details on a high-fashion editorial
by andrianzy April 09, 2017
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Fucked upon

A (slang) term referring to the act of being fucked up and on to deliberately in that order.
You are so bad at this game, get fucked upon.
by Chickmagnet112 August 23, 2021
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Leg-upon

Leg-upon is another slang term for an ottoman or foot stool
It was so nice to sit in my chair and rest my legs on the Leg-upon
by Leah__1981 July 07, 2021
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Fucked Up Upon Arrival

FUUA (Fucked Up Upon Arrival)
FUCKED UP UPON ARRIVAL: When you’re awaiting for your significant other to come home from work and many hours later they come home and sound as though they had been through a train wreck..!hen dealing with the aftermath upon arrival.
by RoJo75 December 14, 2020
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