Tranniefesto

This is when a Tranny declares loudly how and when he/she will kick your ass in public and what he/she will use to do it with.

"I'm getting off on Motherfucking Jarvis stop, baby! If you come at me I will mace you and beat you with my heel Mother Fucker" was a Drag Queen's Tranniefesto on the redline.

by big fuzzy bear June 28, 2012

Tanning Booth

What makes Snooki look orange.

Thats what tanning booths do to you....

by the NINJA Cheesecake December 4, 2010

Tianni

Tianni is a complete and total stoner. She's really chill and understanding and can always cheer you up or make you feel better if your sad. She's an honest and good person and is always up for some crazy, baked adventure.

'Look at that girl over there, she's so chill.'
'Her names probably tianni.'

by Jammieeth November 22, 2011

The Tanning Horse

The Tanning Horse is a steamy, romantic, and often rough and dangerous act of sexual intercourse or intense dry (soon to be wet) humping, where the dude is laying down with his back facing the ground, and his elbows propping him up as if he were tanning. The lady is riding on top of him like she would if she was riding horseback, resembling a Tanning Horse. To spice things up a wee bit, the lady can sensually apply whipped cream to the dude's chest to resemble sunscreen, as she may lick it off his most-likely hairy chest. This sex position is similar to the cowgirl position.

Dude: "Ohhhh, YESSSSSS!"
Lady: "OHHHHHHHHHHHHhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.... YEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSS!"
*15 minutes later*
Dude: "Mmmm..... oh, yeah..... oh, ho HO!!!!"
Lady: *enjoyment fades*
Dude: "What's wrong?"
Lady: "I am tired of doing doggy style; can we try The Tanning Horse?"
Dude: "Hell, yeah, baby! Let me go get the whipped cream!"

by The Tanning Horse October 25, 2010

tanning bed

A heated bed you lie in for long time, to create a tan exactly similar to a real one. Although more dangerous, most people choose this route because it doesn't wipe off or make you look orange.

I had to lie in a tanning bed for 20 minutes.

by HUH February 27, 2005

Tanning

Dermatologic suicide performed to temporarily improve one's appearance.

Let's go tanning. We'll get wrinkles by 25 and melanoma by 40, but we're sure gonna look fresh in our wifebeaters this weekend.

by SomethingThatIsNotInUse January 21, 2012

Tyanne

She is funny and beautiful and very blessed in the friend department but, she feels alone because she is forever single. So if you know a Tyanne, ask her out, please.

She is such a Tyanne.

by Caysen May 14, 2019