Twonk

Twonk means to accidentally shrink your toaster waffles by microwaving them

Why are these waffles so small?
I twonked them.

by Djrnejfjsjxbfrj April 5, 2019

twonk

general idiot, someone who has done something stupid, who has cocked up.

what a mess you twonk

by ginge July 20, 2008

TRONDHEIM

the capital of the trønder people. old and small town. BØRGE BRENDE comes from trondheim (I think..?)
when you`re in trondheim, you have to dring e.c.dahls beer!

æ e TRONDHEIMert æ, å hærregud så tøff æ e!

by knut January 25, 2005

Towndie

A certain social group consisting of both boys and girls, who choose to listen to Indie style music but dress more like a townie with a few exceptions eg. jackets, shirts and they normaly sport an Indie haircut

Towndie: Have you heard the new Strokes single?
Indie: Yeah but why do you care?
Towndie: Just cos I dress like this doesn't mean I don't like good music!
Black ghetto goose: I'm down with that mofo!

by Ben and Jack December 28, 2005

twonce

a mix between twat and nonce, or just generally a name you can call people who annoy you. generally used with msn, aim etc to describe flirting over it as the person may be flirting which is twattish but not a nonce

girl 1: my god dave was being a right twonce last night on aim!
girl 2:yeah what a tard

by oLi135790264 June 3, 2009

La Twonda

An arrogant, not sure of herself kinda of gal. She thinks she's cute.

She is so La Twonda. I feel sorry for her.

by geishamamma February 6, 2010

tondge

A tondge can be used to describe someone who thinks people actually listen and care what they say and do. It is also used to talk down to a person behind their back after they have committed an error of normal functionality.

"I can't believe he's been banging on all day about how many times he's done this camping lark before, yet he turns up without his tent and cooking gear. What a fucking tondge!"

by kain dear January 1, 2009