Tward

When you can't decide whether a person is a twat or a retard

s/he is a serious tward!

by Stu-Wee August 24, 2009

Tward

1. A 'Twilight' fanatic who is being exceedingly annoying. or 2. A Twilight fanatic who happens to be on a long rant about Twilight or anything related to Twilight.
(Sometimes both definitions can be used at once)

I don't want to hear about Edward Cullen, you tward!

by Basil Dealer November 29, 2009

twart

To twerk and shart simultaneously.

Did you see that girl twart? Yeah, she sharted when she was twerking.

by jescifer November 24, 2014

twarbage

Garbage on twitter

Steph twittering a load of twarbage again...

by EasyLeesy March 13, 2009

twartles

The little slivers of flesh that protrudes on a womans ass when wearing very tight and short shorts, i.e. "daisy dukes"

by Radaeon July 18, 2003

twarm

1. A stomach distress with distaste for food and an urge to vomit
2. To eject part or all of the contents of the stomach through the mouth, usually in a series of involuntary spasmic movements.

"That chick's beef curtain made me feel twarmy."
"Dude. I feel like I'm going to twarm."

by Emily Clark November 8, 2005

Twart

What posh birds from Broomhill called Wayne when he made them jump.

"Oh you farking twart"

by keefdave June 5, 2003