trystan

1. To be sad 2. To be sad because you have no friends and secretly want to kill yourself 3. To be sad because you have no friends and openly want to kill yourself

I'm feeling so trystan today I want ot slit my wrists

by cracka April 24, 2005

Trystenne

Trystenne is a sexy girl with a sexy body and has the nicest ass in the world, no girl can compare to her she is amazing <3 :)

Omg do you see trystenne she is so hot

by qwertyuiopnigger January 8, 2012

Trystane

He is really gay and fucks his own mother. Also likes girls that start with A especially Aliyah. And will grow up to be a exotic stripper.

James Charles: you want to fuck
Trystane: yeah sure

by Junior is not gay January 20, 2020

Triston

The Healbot.

Darrowmere's favorite holy paladin.

Inventor of Diet Cock?

"Did you see Triston tear up that BG?"

by Suhguud March 5, 2008

Triston

Tall and awesome and really nice #ig:_Trippy_Glue_ #snapchat:tristonkline #big #big #long

Wow definitely a triston.

by Royal_SiR.TTV December 15, 2018

Triston Roberts

Triston (T-God) Roberts is an absolute unit of a man, he is the almighty himself graced back onto this planet. T-God has the power to will any hoe to his side with one drip of all of his ice and a glace in your direction they will be quaking. The lord is the most funny, handsome, tall, and omega. Anyone who doesn't bow down to him will perish.-Devin Ford

On your knees citizen it is the lord Triston Roberts, T-God -Devin Ford

by Devin Ford December 27, 2018

Tristonianity

Tristonianity is the religion that believes Tristan Finkelstein will come to power in the year 5000 (0 Tristan Time or TT) and will be our new god. The Tristonians believe in many ancient mythological Tristonian stories that explains how the world came to be. The stories while not proven entirely true, do have many pieces of evidence that leads to most of these stories being somewhat, or very accurate.

I practice Tristonianity

by WeenisPenis December 9, 2020