"Dude, last night I gave my girlfriend a seismic toss while we were listening to Prince!"
"Niiiice."
"Niiiice."
by Master Machoke February 13, 2009
When you shit and cum in your hand and throw it at a females face and/or other body parts (ass, tits, cock, vagina)
Guy one: “Yo did you hear that David sludge tossed your girl?”
Guy two: “yo what the fuck is he good at it?”
Guy two: “yo what the fuck is he good at it?”
by Analtickler36 August 31, 2022
1 Often used in industry, refers to the act of appearing to be working when actually doing nothing useful. Similar to skiving
What've you been doing all day, apart from tossing it off?
by VdiffDave June 28, 2007
by Benge October 24, 2005
An action indicating disapproval and usually outright judgment against the person on the receiving end.
He was standing calmly in his own backyard when suddenly he was slapped in the head with a “thwop” sound because his ex-wife was angrily tossing fish and she was not about to let up!
by Dr Bunnygirl June 29, 2020
When you cheat at Ingress, and have to run around saying "I'm a pretty pretty princess" while throwing off xmps.
by UrbanIlluminati December 11, 2013
A couple comes home after a rowdy night of drinking and are hungry. The woman makes some sloppy left over taco meat nachos. After eating, they head to the bed and the woman begins to blow the man like a pornstar. When the man is about to blow his load, the woman is so drunk, she throws up a hot, sticky mess of taco meat, cheese, and crunchy chip bits all over his manhood.
I was about to blow in her mouth but then I felt something warm and crunchy all over my rod. She gave me old Tostito toss.
by Dick Rivard February 02, 2019