An asshole, one who only cares about themselves, dates the hottest girls, and thinks they are a badass, which they are. Also known as the person you wish you were, but will never be.
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is someone who goes to college and dresses complely in that college's stuff and is an asshole and does not have a thought for themself and are aware that they are being used
Girl: "Man my sister is a toolbag"
Boy: Why?
Girl "Man i saw her yesterday and she was in kutztown tshirth kutztown hoodie and kutztown sweat pants she looked like a tool."
Boy: Why?
Girl "Man i saw her yesterday and she was in kutztown tshirth kutztown hoodie and kutztown sweat pants she looked like a tool."
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that person is such a toolberry
by toolberry April 21, 2011
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Dave who cannot think off anything other than repeating his very unfunny catchphrase " Hey dud u been spooning"
by dude December 20, 2004
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Zach: God, that one kid in class is so annoying. He's always sucking up to the prof.
Bridget: I know, he always acts like a pretentious dick to everyone else, too.
Jane: He is such a fucking toolbag. I wanna punch him in the nuts.
Bridget: I know, he always acts like a pretentious dick to everyone else, too.
Jane: He is such a fucking toolbag. I wanna punch him in the nuts.
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