The Classic Moldovan Worm

The toothpick up the penis, wait till it bleeds tape closed the tip, and let the blood flow out like an orgasm

The Classic Moldovan Worm is a tactic often used by Moldovan KGB officials to get cum samples from BeastChild

by MoldovanWormFan26 September 8, 2023

The Classy Ginger

A bitch so classy, you can fuck her anytime, but she makes you wait until her divorce is final before you can fuck her in the ass.

My ex-wife screwed this guy I work with, then she gave him The Classy Ginger.

by butttttttttsexxxxxxxxxxxxxxx July 6, 2010

The "Classic" (Melee)

The "Classic" is an advanced technique in Super Smash Brothers Melee which involves a player (usually a Marth main) losing a stock, respawning, slowly walking up to the opponent and throwing out an F-Smash.

Noun:
Marth main: "Let's go!" *Slaps Leg*

Salty Fox main: "I cant believe I got hit with The "Classic" (Melee)..."

by MeleeRedox June 30, 2018

The Classic James

When someone leaves the call or goes AFK with no given explanation

Ahhh he did the classic James again

by Natwo April 17, 2020

The Classical Academy

The Classical Academy is an overrated and gay high school in Colorado Springs, CO. Almost everyone that goes here couldn’t handle the pressure of going to a real public school and “fit in”, so they had their rich parents pay for them to go here. Breaking out into song and tieing sweatshirts over their shoulders is a necessity to a regular dude’s life there. All they have to boast for is an “amazing athletic program” which is par at best. They think they are the greatest at golf, but they are on top of a weak league with many newcomers rising up in the upcoming years. TCA’s soccer team nearly lost to Cañon, and they started 0-5! Moral of the story is, TCA is lame.

“Becky, look at that guy! He’s so hot.”
“Sarah, you know he goes to The Classical Academy , right?”

“Oh, I bet he has a boyfriend.”

by Pitched November 21, 2018

The classical academy

A place neck-full of assholes. The teachers are douchebags and the only good teachers left because they were tired of the assholery that this place had. Everybody hates each other and was done with everyone else's shit along time ago. Theirs always someone with a Christian meme in their locker and someone who gets mad when you say a "naughty word" . Everyone is forced to wear $30 khaki pants and a sad little polo shirt. The material list at the beginning costs $200 on top of the $100 worth of uniform clothes you have to buy. People think that TCA is a really great school but it's really just mediocre. The single plus to this school is the middle school principal.

I really goddamn hate The Classical Academy

by Godisshrek May 18, 2019

The Classic Dubois

A special academic technique used primarily in science and math examinations. In the United States, partial credit is often awarded on these types of examinations for every little thing the student writes down, even if it results in the wrong answer. Sometimes a student can get half credit for a question simply by writing an equation down. "The Classic Dubois" is when a student enters a test with the end goal of trying to scrape together as much partial credit as possible, while not knowing anything about the actual material. This will usually result in the student just barely passing the exam on bullshit partial credit alone. A student attempting to perform "The Classic Dubois" has lost all hope in actually knowing the material, and is simply playing for as many points as he or she can cobble together.

Physics is too hard. I don't know any of this. I'm just going to try The Classic Dubois on tomorrow's exam and hope for the best.

by Falco64 December 15, 2016