testosterone

A very powerful drug - transforms men into idiots!

Yeah, who needs a brain when he can have testicles?

by perflubon January 21, 2005

Testosterone

The nickname for the ultimate lesbian.

I once saw a woman that looked EXACTLY like Billy Joe Armstrong. She is now known as Testosterone.

by Perdouchewagon January 19, 2010

Testosterphone

(verb). To make an unnecessarily loud and aggressive public or office phone call, designed to let everyone in the vicinity know how important and irreplaceable you are. This type of call is often (but not exclusively) made by a Bluetool.

"The new consultant decided to testosterphone his contacts in the industry all afternoon".

by Becca G December 27, 2008

testosteroni

adj. When someone has too much testosterone

Check out that guy eating five pounds of beefsteak
Yeah, he sure had a lot of testosteroni for breakfast

by English Class, 7th period November 20, 2007

testosteroni

referring to a type of pasta covered in testosterone, can be topped with estrogen sauce

(really mad guy starts yelling)

"Who ordered the testosteroni? Someone should slip him some estrogen sauce."

by ohhfiasco December 16, 2009

testostebrone

The specific type of testosterone (male steroid hormone) released following bro-related activities such as getting your swell on at the gym, slamming hoes, bro-carting, and laxing.

The effects of testostebrone can be extended and enhanced by drinking brotein shakes.

After getting my swell on at the gym and banging that slam piece I met at the kegger last weekend, my testostebrone levels went over 9000.

by bro9000 March 11, 2011

Testosterowned

1. When an adult male is controlled by adolescent or teenage motives rather than reacting as an adult.

2. An adult male given to doing things his friends think he should do and not what he knows he should do for fear of being shunned or clowned.
3. The desire to ride a motorcycle becuase it is "cool", generally given to plastic fairings or excess chrome, but not actually displaying the disipline to ride right.

Dude is 40 and still wearing his hat crooked and saggin his jeans. It is a shame is so testosterowned.

The ad listed the GXSR as "adult owned". What the fuck, no adult would own a GSXR, that shit was testosterowned.

by The Ditch of Raneman January 13, 2012