textationship

A relationship that is predominately through texting.

Even though we never get to see one another, our textationship keeps us close.

by snoopy68 April 4, 2013

tentationtism

A retard who listens to xxxtentation to much then jumps off a building thinking that they’re cool

He has tentationtism

by Toryj62 May 10, 2018

Tenacious D

Unadulterated garbage. A pair of fat retards who can't sing but think they are funny tell stories about all the women they have had intercourse with (which we all know to be a very low number, likely with someone exceedingly homely, roofied, or male). Jack Black is in it and some other guy whose name is a fart joke; neither of which I would spit on if they were on fire from fighting the demons they claim to have battled. They are the human equivalent of an eighth grade boy's notebook, if that eighth grader had an IQ of 50 and had been molested repeatedly by his creepy uncle.

"Hey, you wanna go to the Tenacious D concert?"
"No thanks, I am not an 11 year old bedwetter who eats paint chips. Also, my eardrums still work."

by F#ck June 23, 2019

tenacious

desciption of outstanding helmut

Martha is a wonderful lass...she gives tenacious helmut

by Snapper January 6, 2005

textationship

A relationship based off of texting only. Most of the couples' intimate moments, deep conversations, and inside jokes happen over texting. If you see them together, it's never for a long period of time, because they'd rather be texting. Also, talking on the phone NEVER happes!

"Why is Lauren always on her phone?"
"Her and Billy are in a textationship."
"Well, it's quite boring, i wouldn't wanna do that!"
"fersure!"

by eat.sleep.tri. July 20, 2009

Tenacious D

Tenacious D meant "good defense" as performed by a sports team long before it was this band's name, you bunch of illiterate morons.

Google this:
"tenacious D" "good defense"

by MondoEargood May 9, 2006

Textationship

The state in which two people text/DM/IM each other constantly yet never actually form a legitimate relationship. This can happen based on distance, family obligations, and other circumstances. Also called bullcrapping.

Dude 1: hey man, I see you and dudette talk a lot. You guys serious?

Dude 2: nah man, we just have a textationship

by Rastheexhorter May 26, 2014