Albino Tadpole Chowder

semen, male ejaculate. White fluid containing the male gamete; sperm skeet jizz

There is albino tadpole chowder on the tissue

by Schmahxgn January 20, 2009

Wet Tadpole

The act of placing a wet, limp penis onto an object

Guy: Dude, I was with this chick last night and totally wet tadpoled her when she was passed out drunk
Friend: That's so amazing

by PRSC February 16, 2009

wax tadpole

When a sadly small penis is accidentally covered in hot wax during kinky sex.

I accidentally spilled hot wax on my dick instead of her ass and gave myself the ol' wax tadpole.

by allhallowsian1031 October 2, 2014

Tadpole

A plus-12 inch pocket rocket.

She took off her dress and her jaw hit the floor when he reeled out the Tadpole.

by Burgos P. September 2, 2004

Tadpole age

Tadpole age is a simpler name for half-your-age-plus-seven rule. It is the lowest age you can stoop to when pursuing a romantic interest.

Kaye just walked out with someone that JUST meets her tadpole age.

Well she will have fun with that young man!

by Singletini September 11, 2009

Tadpole-Fantasy

When a 40+ woman's dream man has the body of Taylor Lautner and the brilliant and witty mind of Stphen Colbert.

40+ Woman #1: Describe your perfect man.

40+ Woman #2: My perfect man is a tadpole-fantasy, he has the body of Jacob in the Twilight Saga, but the brilliant and witty mind of Stephen Colbert.

40+ Woman #1: A body and brains; good luck with that.

40+ Woman #2: That's why it's called a fantasy, hater!

by FunnyGirlGoesBlog March 17, 2010

Tadpole Chow

The latest breed of trending dog appearing sporadically in various neighborhoods of Brooklyn, NY. Though still highly unobtainable, the 'Taow' (as sometimes referred to) is quite lovely with a wiry mane and demure, but friendly demeanor.

Brad: I'm thinking of getting a Tadpole Chow™ to help me get over my ex and maybe also meet a few ladies by the Bandshell this summer.

Amy: You really should, it's time you do something to develop your self and be a little selfish for once.

by justacquiesce June 11, 2011