Kraft Singles

A Chicago slang term meaning dollar bills. Derived from another slang term that refers to money as cheese. (Originates from slices of cheese produced by Kraft Foods)

Yo I just cashed my check so I got a wallet full of kraft singles, drinks are on me

by Markei December 28, 2005

Jay Swingler

My favourite person

Me: Jay Swingler is my favourite person

by Byjayswingler February 16, 2021

Sexy russian singles

It's not a scam you should totally click the links trust me. Also your cars warranty has expired.

Find sexy Russian singles in your area.

by Drink water o13f October 7, 2021

Singles Discrimination Day

Another way of referring to Valentine's day if your single.

Today is Singles Discrimination Day!

by PharmGrl March 2, 2011

swingleberry

When a dog ingests a long strand of hair it wraps around the poo when partially expelled from the butt hole. The poo then dangles off that strand of hair and swings.

I couldn't stop laughing when I saw Georges swingleberry blowing in the wind.

by D.A.V.E. January 12, 2013

hot singles in you area

This is an ad that you probs sometimes in your life have seen. (And maybe clicked on)

Ad: "Hot singles in your area"
Me: I rather be single. *clicks anyway*

"hot singles in you area is a annoying ad that could pop up when you're browsing"

by FreedTapstry21 April 4, 2021

singles market day

Valentines day, not everyone celebrates valentines day because they might not be in a relationship or thinking about being in one. Dont worry, help is here. It is called Singles Market day. This day is to be celebrated the day after valentines. Simply because there will be tons of people being dumped on valentines or just before valentines. How do we celebrate it, you ask. Simple, we do what we like because we're single. Flirt with who you like and if you're lucky enough, fuck who you like. Now lets celebrate.

Bob: damn, i hate valentines day.

Dave: forget valentines day, its all about singles market day Bob.

Bob: singles market day??

Dave: yep, its where you live the life of a single man/woman in that day. so go flirt and fuck any chick you like my friend.

Bob: sweet, why didnt anyone tell me this before ha.

by Mr Sunny February 14, 2009