Hat Squader

An elderly male who wears a hat when going out in public. An elderly females who wears a guazy scarf over her head. The headwear is not removed in the automobile and is clearly visible while tailgating because you're already at least 10 miles below the federally mandated speed limit. Often times the visible hat is the only clue the said slow vehicle is actually occupied, and may be accompanied by white knuckles at approximately ear level.

I could've been here 20 minutes ago, but I got stuck behind some hatsquader doing 30 in a 55...and I couldn't pass!

by SnarkyRedhead February 20, 2005

Layoff Squatter

Someone who camps out in, or moves into an office (see Layoffice) recently vacated by layoffs.

Who's that guy in Joe's office? Ah, he's just a layoff squatter.

by Biff Turkle July 14, 2009

URBAN SQUATTER

A Squatter who pays the utility bills to keep the lights and water on in a foreclosed house

john and mary are urban squatters. they live in a foreclosed home and pay the utilities to keep the lights and water on.

by fochef June 3, 2011

Squartermelon

The opposite of a Blumpkin. When a guy carpet munches, will the girl drops a deuce. Preferably inside a port-o-potty!

Jency received a squartermelon from Billy at the bar last night.

by classyskinnystall June 8, 2010

squatter

An individual who chooses to live either on the streets or where ever she/he is at the moment. These people are often travelers (drifters); hippies who know that even though it is sometimes slightly uncomfortable you may live in Amerika without paying taxes and other advantages that are deemed natural; punks or even political refugees.

And it's totally free though illegal in most areas, so watch out for pigs that will want to hassel you. (You aren't human in Amerika unless you pay their taxes).

These punk squatters I once knew squatted because they were touring with bands 9 monthes out of the year. When not in a van going to the next city you can easily couch surf.

by Drezdyn February 22, 2004

squatter

A guy who sits when he pees

I can't believe I got kicked out of cocktail that bouncer was such a squatter.

by Randy Cooter April 22, 2011

squatters

bastards who steal domain names then procede to ransom them for ungodly amounts of money.

A cyber-squatter registered my domain name before I could. That bastard!

by mEtHOs April 14, 2003