squanking disease

A progressive disease caused by squanking that causes symptoms such as gynecomastia, micropenis, and dementia. The only known cure is castration of the patient and their mother.

Dr. Geniuzz: Foo! You caught the squanking disease! I guess you have to get castrated now... Lemme get my rusty scalpel.

Jose: Awesome! I must have caught it from painting naked guys all day.

by AD the Awesome April 14, 2007

stall squating

masterbating in a public stall

there once was a lonly kid who has noone to love him so he decided to go into the school bathroom and decided to do alittle stall squating.

by snivert April 12, 2007

squaring up

What happens to your TV when the digital signal breaks up. The modern day version of static.

The new TV kept squaring up during the season finale of BSG, which would never have happened in the analog days of yore.

by rorybean June 17, 2010

Squaking

The action of bitching or to proceed in an overly exsecive bitchy manor

guy1: you comin out tonight with the boys
guy2: naw man i can't my broad keeps squaking at me to clean the house, maybe some other time
guy1: you're whipped man

by MalkieDunks January 7, 2011

Squirtle Squadding

When five guys wearing sunglasses fuck a single girl, preferably one in a nurse outfit, all pull out and ejaculate onto her back at the same time, while shouting: "Squirtle Squirt!".

"Dude, we took this girl back to our hotel last night, and before you know it, we were squirtle squadding!"

by Astrophysiics March 31, 2015

Spuddling

To take on airs of importance at the accomplishment of a triviality.

For months, the newspapers, newscasters and talk show hosts had been pontificating over the eventual meeting between these two heads of state; now, cameras flashing, with broad smiles, the two presidents took turns spuddling about the great and historic significance of this simple walk across the border that has separated the two countries for centuries -- something which any two year old could have accomplished, but for the barbed wire.

by Lawrence Winkler December 30, 2007

Spradling

Totally fucked, ruined....Smoking the Chone style shit.

I just got totally Spradling, my wife left with my Auidi A8 with another dude!!!

by Father Spradling December 28, 2007