Crab Spackle

An exclamation of utter disgust, usually used in replacement of a foul word

Person One: Fossils fuels do not in any way damage the environment.

Person Two: Crab Spackle!

Mom (From Futurama): Crab Spackle! (Slaps her three sons with one strike)

by Alexander Drummond January 29, 2012

spacker

Spastic

Get out of my way, you fucking spacker

by Anonymous April 1, 2003

splack pack

A Splack Pack is a set of balls.

Splack pack be rokin' it

by tjparsell March 11, 2007

spackled the bowl

Spackle the Bowl is a term employed when an individual has defecated in a manner most in keeping with the lay work of 'a spackler'. The work of a spackler is messy and tends to 'get all over the place'. Much like a spackler, when one 'spackles the bowl', thick, pasty, broken-up, fecal matter blasts out of one's rear-end and tends to splatter or spackle everywhere. Upon occasion, spackling the bowl can also create a fine mist working its way into the atmosphere. Typically, this is one of the most forceful, yet, least productive of the classes of defecation.

Jim was feeling rather cramped and gassy. His discomfort caused him to rush to the restroom hoping to relieve some of this gastro-intestinal pressure. Preparing for a huge gas expulsion, he was very surprised to realize he had, in fact, spackled the bowl, thereby causing him to spray his entire backside with fecal residue.

by Scott_H January 10, 2008

Splack

A stolen car.

Just me in the splack. I'm watching my front, I'm watching my back...

by Stonedleaner June 10, 2019

Splackimanjaro

To splack on 7 different people in a row with less than 4 seconds in between each splack.

Some bitch-- "NO! Don't splack on me!!"
Frank Holcomb-- "Splackimanjaro"

by Frank Holcomb January 16, 2008

spacktard

like a retard.

but with extra spasticness.

well, anyone could be a spacktard. but in this case, it's you.

by lordblunkey May 15, 2005