Schlemmering

Going to a public bathroom, similar to Wet Reuplic at MGM Grand in Las Vegas,…you go to pee, only to realize you have to puke….only to realize it’s been 1 hour and you fell asleep.

Dude, stop schlemmering and pick yourself up out of that toilet bowl.

by ItsTooMuchTuna$20 September 26, 2021

Shlem

a person who lets his nuts hang and does whatever they want. just be in they own world fr

"yooo is that shlem?"

by yo fathers wife June 5, 2023

Shlemo

A word that Emma and Alice use to describe people that are emotional

I felt so shlemo when no one laughed at my chemistry joke

by Shlemo Nemo January 4, 2024

Shlemo

A word that Emma and Alice use to describe people that are emotional

I felt so shlemo when no one laughed at my chemistry joke

by Shlemo Nemo January 4, 2024

Schlem

The act of growing fungus in your nether regions for the purpose of eating raw or pegging oneself.

Hey I’m going to schlem tomorrow with my friend.

by Rogluth June 4, 2024

schlemeleon

Concatenation of "Schlemiel" and "Chameleon"

An incompetent bungling loser who changes his superficial outward appearance to try to convince you that he's actually something of substance.

Once again, the "Democratic" sic Party tried to bamboozle a plurality of the voters with their schlemeleon strategy -- pretending their party of corporations & oligarchs is actually a party of the people -- and once again, they failed.

by Ed Cox February 9, 2025

Shlemranch

When 4 guys stand in a circle around a ranch bowl and circle jerk into it, then mix it up and put it on crackers and sell it like Girl Scout cookies.

“Yo me and Andy just sold some Shlemranch, you want some?”

by Thisisntshlem March 26, 2025